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joeluke
If he's a comedian when is he going to start being funny?
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masma
after 23 years as an alcoholic is doing at home detox tomorrow - wish us luck.
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TheTruthHere
To get the sick of benefits all have to go to be rechecked and assert their claim is legit One Doctor working for Atos for our government to kick them off is himself off sick from an Accident and...
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Caran
What about banning hoodies, and making it illegal to make them, automatic fine for anyone wearing one and confiscation of it or cutting off the hood, if they can't hide maybe they will be a little...
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ELVIS68
That`s another song Arsenal fans have lost Only 2 left lol...
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housemouse
please play a tune that reflects your current mood
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sandyRoe
A parent, probably the mother, of a youth convicted of rioting has been served with an eviction notice. Since when was the concept of collective punishment part of English law?...
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Caran
OH went on ebay today and bought a sports car (used of course) an MGsomething or other. He is 75 this year, says he wants some fun before he pops his clogs. What do you think?
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ELVIS68
My wife left me today because she got sick of me constantly using clichés. Women, eh? Can't live with them, can't live without them....
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ELVIS68
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he...
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bluebird34
I bought a dishwasher from a good local shop about a month ago. I have used it regularly every two or three days but today i put it on super wash and when it was finished the machine still had about...
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ELVIS68
When I was a kid growing up I used to get covered in strawberries and stabbed with forks...... Life sure was tough in the gateau....
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carrust
My mate has gone into hospital for an operation to cure his premature ejaculation. I rang to see how he was doing & the Staff Nurse said; "it's is still touch & go!"...
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dontnou
I asked my Doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient,"in over 20 years i haven't",i do my best to remain professional"With that i dropped my trousers revealing the tiniest willy the...
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denis567
I know a lot of people don't like this programme, and I must admit some of the facial expressions of the team (especially CJ) , when a contesant gives the wrong answer, are annoying, but I do like the...
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welshlibranr
very uncomfortable!....dread the thought of trying to sleep! is it the same where you are?...........
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micmak
There is a Catholic church where i use to live called St Edmunds. It is in Castleford West Yorkshire. I passed it today to find it all boarded up. I have searched the internet to find out why, I have...

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