Went to bed last nite in a bit of a huff - i am not a 'green meanie'!!!! but woke up in a good mood -I may be 'green' but then all good things are - c'mon the Celtic!
gallops up on trusty steed......suit of armour glinting in the sun.......lance thrust out towards the cb ladies......i'm here to offer my services as champion to any cb damsel in need......at your...
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:"Can we have sex? No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off atthe next stop. The bus driver, who...
A farmer wakes up one very cold morning, and goes to his field, where he finds all of his cows have frozen solid overnight. He is distraught, beside himself with grief, and bursts out crying. A lady...
Who in their right mind begs for approval from a bunch of normal mixed bagged web users like us on stressing how handsome they are? I am not a psychologist but i think there is a word for it? Narcsism...