ok, I know it'll be my birthday soon and yes the years are creeping up on me.... but those adverts for face lifts are worrying me... Ed what are you trying to say? :o\
When when i say Revels...I actually mean all the raisin ones, they are gross. An of course in order to know that they are raisin in the 1st place- they are half chewed...... Still....the offers there...
OK, just say you bought one of your best freinds a bottle of wine for their birthday coz you are meeting them tomorrow., and I dunn....you drank it....wot could you give them out of your cupboard etc...
i dont mean to b offensive but does eni 1 think Mahattma Gandi looks like smeagle from Lord of the Rings. think about it, similar looking, both led people and are then killed, (im not saying Gandi was...
A guy walks into a bar carrying an 18 foot alligator. The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thing out of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment".The guy tries to...
Can I have some volunteers please. Here is a list of what I need: a caterer a drunk uncle a father of the bride an annoying mother in-law some little bridesmaids some little page boys some sexy...