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Why Do People Spread Sheets?

Its better to spread jam with brussel sprouts and eat them illegally. I hath a dozen of brussel sproutth and sachets of gravy (in case I have an urge to eat them in the public and in Hyde Park) and...
22:10 Thu 24th Mar 20222 answers, last by bookbinder 17:09 Fri 25th Mar 2022
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Ith It Unlawful To Have Brussel Sprouts Without A Proper Gravy?

This shoulde be in the Lawth ca categowy. I accidentally ate mine without a gravity. No, I mean - without a gwave. No, thats nonthenthe! It's thomething else! If it wath unlawful, I shall migrate to...
21:53 Thu 24th Mar 20225 answers, last by bookbinder 17:21 Fri 25th Mar 2022
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Thith Hath Happened The Cotton Ballth Accident

I put thwee bwussel thprouts in my mouth, chewed, and accidentally swallowed my cotton ballth.
21:39 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by TheWinner 21:54 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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Coulde Folkth At Answer Bank Solve Thith Myth?

I went to purchase some more marbles and brussel sprouts since I have lost them while singing my all-time favourite ditty Old Bob Ridley. I kindly asked the cashiers if s/he coulde solve the myth:...
20:38 Thu 24th Mar 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:27 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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A Conundrum

Now I hath six marbles in my top hat, six in my pocket where is another sikth?...
20:18 Thu 24th Mar 20223 answers, last by bookbinder 20:31 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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How Would A Refind Man Like Me Sail A Boat If He..

If he hasnt got a wooden oar? Would Sainbury's Local hath wooden oar for sale? A bloke in the cellar said it was possible!...
19:10 Thu 24th Mar 20221 answer, last by douglas9401 19:12 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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How Would I Take A Kite To France?

Due to the fact that I am the motht intelligent man on Earth. I built one of the most advanced flying object in the whole univerthe that even Henry Ford have to fall at my feet and praiseth my wit: a...
18:11 Thu 24th Mar 20222 answers, last by aelmpvw 18:18 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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How Would I Properly Freeze Myself?

I love the refined look of I and wou'd like to preserve it. Shoulde I head over to the local museum and make a humble request - em- to be the most refined piece on Earth?
17:31 Thu 24th Mar 20226 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:03 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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How Shoulde I Properly Milk A Pigeon?

I hath one humble pigeon. I expect it to produce some dairy. Its been almost a month now. It seems to struggle to produce any. Could you kindly suggest a solution to this?
16:44 Wed 23rd Mar 20227 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:18 Thu 24th Mar 2022
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What "Pony Player" Shou'd The Most Refined Man Like Me Own?

I hath not phonies but I hath got ponies and, a refined man like me, love to play with my little ponies
16:30 Wed 23rd Mar 20225 answers, last by pastafreak 18:28 Wed 23rd Mar 2022
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I Hath Got A Such A Useless Critter

My dream ith to get a rump steak and new-laid eggs from a cow for a fortnight for nothing so I decided to buy a new cow. It has been a week now, I have not seen any eggs from the critter. I demand a...
18:10 Tue 22nd Mar 20225 answers, last by fourteen85 09:26 Wed 23rd Mar 2022
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A Coffin Or A Casket?

At first, I was about to purchase a crib but seems like a refined body of mine, couldn't fit in such a miniature size of the crib. Would it be better, for a refined man like me, to sleep in a casket?...
17:13 Tue 22nd Mar 20221 answer, last by SIRandyraven 19:57 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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Wooden Crates For A Refined Man?

Where could a refined man like I buy new wooden crates or shou'd I make one?
18:40 Mon 21st Mar 202211 answers, last by gulliver1 09:25 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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What Shoulde The Most Refined Man Like Me Do?

I kindly request a tapster to serve lager in a test tube and a 500ml beaker of mine but he refused my humble request. I prefer to drink from test tubes, beakers than glasses. Only downtrodden blokes...
17:21 Mon 21st Mar 20226 answers, last by jourdain2 17:58 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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A Conundrum Has Made The Most Refined Man On Earth Bewildered. Why Is It Written As 11? Shouldn't It Be 1?

I hath successfully count to 10 but not the 11. Should not it be 1? Then 2 and 3! Yeth, I did it! I am really of a man of wit! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,22,33,44 (1,2,3,4) I shall declare that "11" doth...
16:45 Mon 21st Mar 202211 answers, last by pastafreak 18:05 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Do You Think I Am A Man Of Wit?

I could demonstrate how mathematically genius I am; I put a sea water into a glass then put a sixpence along with a thruppence and I hath got sixpenth! Simple as that. I shall call it Byron (as known...
18:46 Sun 20th Mar 202227 answers, last by bookbinder 16:04 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Shoulde A Refined Man Like Me Believe Such Lies About Hair Shampoos?

People in my company suggested, that hair shampoo is "harmless", but they contains such strange ingredients which could be dangerous to the tender scalp of I. They might contain Mercury, which could...
17:20 Sun 20th Mar 20226 answers, last by davebro 17:59 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Shoulde A Refined Man Like Me Get Vaccinated For The Corona Flu, The Second Time?

I am very scared of that needle-like thing. Almost a month ago, I hath got the first "jab", I couldn't bear the agony when they prodded me with that needle-like thing. I think I am too refined to get...
18:23 Sat 19th Mar 20226 answers, last by rowanwitch 21:48 Sat 19th Mar 2022

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