Today, I was doing my weekend exercise (jogging in the street) and I saw many folks stare at me. I couldn't resist an urge to chortle because it's their green-eyed monsters that made them eating their...
It may be dangerous for I, to deal with electricity, which I am quite new to... I am too refined to get electrocuted, I have known for a fact, that acoustic guitars can be operated without electric...
I believe that bathing is detrimental to health. Bathing has rendered I liable to fit of sneezing so I only bath once a week. Is it safer to bath once a month than to bath once a week?
Here are my favorites "I am old Bob Ridley, Oh. I am Old Bob Ridley, Oh. I am old Bob Ridley, Oh Oh Oh!" and "Everytime you lambeth way every evening, every day. You shall find us all, doing the...
I had overheard folks mentioned "the dark web" about a fortnight ago. Today, I went to the cellar, I found a lot of cobwebs and it was very dark in there. Shall I declare, I am the first refined man...
I did, due to the fact that he wore a longer top hat than I.
Now I am the tallest man (including the 12-inch hat). Also, I am the most refined man on earth....
She is from the Republic of Cocinatorium - - a country where a refined man (I) set sail to get his supper. We spent time together for a while until one day she cut a finger of a refined man like me....
They almost cut my heart in halves: I have been called "a lunatic" ! I couldn't bear such grotesque statements from these people. I am assured that I am the most refined man on earth. The 12-inch top...
Or shoulde I have a go with a beige chinoiserie Waistcoat, red cravat and finish with a Morning Coat or just stick with a dark-red brocade Waistcoat, macaroon dupioni silk Cravat and an extra long...
Is it because I wear layers and my headwear is of an exquisite; a 12-inch silk top hat (makes me the most refined man)? I prefer a bidet over the backyard bushes? The bushes and porcelaines are for my...