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God Saw Adam Was Lonely, So....

He said to Adam, i will make you a beautiful partner who will do your every bidding. Adam was delighted but then paused: "Come on, there must be a catch? He asked. God said, "She will cost you an arm...

Patsy33

What

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.

TWR

Great Britain

Will this country ever be know as Great Britain again? Like a few on here, I've travelled the Globe & in each place we have stopped you have people coming up and saying, are you British, are you from...

DaisyNonna

Ladies Of A Certain Age

Any likes for American Series? Really enjoy NCIS, especially Chris O'Donnell ever since I saw him years ago in The Scent of a Woman Do tell...

Mamyalynne

Mamya's Late Night Damp Squib ♥♥♥

As many of you will know by now , there is a problem with posting and watching YouTube links, I have messaged Ed so hopefully soon sorted. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you for...

cassa333

How Daft Was His Driver?

Why did he HAVE to get onto school ground I wonder? Was he just dropping off his snowflake or was there some other reason he simply HAD to drive in?...

Caran

The Child In Time.

Well I stuck with it but really struggled. I kept getting confused with the different women in it. The behaviour of his friend was not realistic and the ending! Well I guess it's me and my age....

Patsy33

First Thing

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has....

Tilly2

Good Evening All.

What are you doing this rainy, cold evening? I am cooking dinner, looking at AB and drinking a spritzer and Mr T is listening to the radio and drinking lager. The curtains are drawn and the heating is...

tamaris

I Have Been Watching

A programme about people starting a new life the last 2 weeks. Last week a lady moved to Scotland to run a farm. I can't see it advertised. Anyone know what the channel is and if it is on again ?...

Baldric

Not The Best Of Days.....

..... Mrs B went to bed early, 2100ish said she was tired. about 2130 heard her on the move to the bathroom, then a crash, she'd Passed Out again, 999 called, Ambulance arrived, they had to call for...

trt

Help Pleases, Dr Foster Tonight...

When it finished last time, what did her husband leave for, cant remember, thanks.

thistles

Daily Mail Today.

8d. priest in lay-by directed action in background 2-4 letters ?y?l?y

thistles

Daily Mail Today

20d. pair left out dessert 5 letters c?u?e

Hazi-Hammenuhoth

Waking Up During Surgery

I have just been reading the horrendous case of Canadian Donna Penner, who, undergoing abdominal surgery, woke up in the operating theatre just before the surgeon made his first incision. The unlucky...