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Does anyone know what the music is that is used for the trailer of the new David Attenborough programme? I can't remember the name of the programme though.
I collect little piggies, I love them and I have a huge collection, y'know the ones, Piggin,,,muck, piggin' drunk we downsized a couple of years ago and Mr Joy said they must stay in the...
Yesterday I went to the butchers to buy some liver. As I walked into the shop, there, on a butcher's block, sat Pinky and Perky (well, not all of 'em - just their heads). I know all the meat we eat...
following on from my one word answer thread I want a one word answer again but it must make up a story as each one word answer is posted. IE. I Went. To. The. etc etc if you see what I mean. The balls...
flies always manage to find their way through an open window but can never find their way back out again. I have 2 unwelcome visitors and no SWAT team.
I've just had to come indoors on a beautiful afternoon because some neighbours from somewhere over the back are sitting outside and playing the music they like - very loud. So far I've put up with...
My parents have just taken my car because my brother has taken theirs. I'm already missing it terribly. They are going to bring it back tomorrow morning but I feel like I've lost a limb. The same...
So i have 3 kittens and 1 momma cat and last night 1 kitten and the cat were chocking really bad. They do that sometimes (i assume its just hairballs) but this time it was very bad and it seemed they...