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Onions And Christmas Trees

Onions and Christmas Trees A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of...
09:37 Fri 21st Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:40 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Remember........

......... a dog is for life not just for Christmas. So don't get too rat ar$ed at the office party....
00:23 Fri 14th Dec 20123 answers, last by EDDIE51 01:12 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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Son, You'll Be A Man One Day

A mother is bathing her infant son who is fascinated by his testicles. "Mummy, is this where my brains are?" He asks. She replies "Not yet son, not yet"...
22:49 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on the beach by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, baby, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh...
17:07 Sun 09th Dec 20128 answers, last by tonyav 19:22 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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The Irish Petrol Station

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Win Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The...
10:27 Fri 07th Dec 20123 answers, last by marval 12:31 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Venus and Mars

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce? "She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
23:54 Thu 06th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 12:34 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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It's that Little Johnny again

David Cameron was visiting a primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on...
22:35 Thu 06th Dec 20124 answers, last by tenrec 19:46 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Jockey Jokey

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
22:31 Thu 06th Dec 20124 answers, last by carrust 19:40 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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A confession

An elderly French man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from...
20:57 Thu 06th Dec 20125 answers, last by Smowball 22:26 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a...
18:51 Thu 06th Dec 20123 answers, last by dilliraj8367 07:37 Wed 02nd Feb 2022
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Not a joke but.......

..... funny all the same http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=30018...
12:07 Wed 05th Dec 20126 answers, last by squarebear 22:07 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Three German Shepherd dogs.......

... were sat in a vet's waiting room and started discussing why they were there. The first one said "I was left alone all day, got bored and ripped the sofa to shreds. They're having me put...
19:58 Tue 04th Dec 201211 answers, last by notafish 21:55 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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What a typo!

An elderly couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 40 years earlier. Because of hectic...
23:51 Mon 03rd Dec 20126 answers, last by tenrec 21:20 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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Sharon and Tracy

Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a...
22:18 Mon 03rd Dec 20124 answers, last by TobyLaRhone 23:44 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Curried Aubergine Chutney

I had some in a pub lunch yesterday. It was delicious but bought in so no recipe available. Have any of you foodies out there made your own? I can Google away but a t&t recipe would be useful....
12:12 Thu 22nd Nov 20128 answers, last by TobyLaRhone 20:39 Thu 29th Nov 2012

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