OK. After some fairly touchy censorship..... How long would it take me to walk between Picadilly and Victoria? I will be fully clothed. I am still 'Buff' by which I mean 'fit' 'healthy'...
Some old ska tunes I once heard on a tape entitled 'Boogaloo Til We Puke'. I never heard them since. One begins with a phone ringing, a woman answers declaring it 'A message for Doctor Indy'..........
After answering a series of questions involving simple arithmetic I am asked to name a colour and a tool. I answer 'red' and 'hammer'. Gee Wizz. This answer was predicted. Other examples exist, but...
I cracked open a hens egg on the weekend to reveal a small, grey stone-like sphere along with the normal yolk. I didn't want to inspect it too closely and promptly flicked it into the bin. Now it has...
During a pagan ritual I was performing at the weekend I accidently spilt candle wax on my S Club Juniors 7'. How on this earth am I going to remove it without harming the precious music beneath?
In 'Spaced' what is the tune that plays when Tyres comes round and then they are trying to beat him to the delivery at the comic office. Come on, you know the one... nah-nah-nah- nah-naaaaaaaahhh...
Sorry, boring 'Hey do you remember that..', but Hey, do you remember Noseybonk off Jigsaw, the frightening big white nose mask man, running around finding letters? Well, if you do could you please...