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Anti-freeze

Has had to go back under its bridge. !
11:44 Sun 08th Nov 20099 answers, last by B00 11:51 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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Have any of you

got any personal superstitions, here's one of my wife's. If she should get up in the night to go to the loo, she thinks that she has to be back in bed before the toilet has finished it's flush. Weird...
10:19 Fri 06th Nov 200910 answers, last by tonyav 11:17 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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Two women

are chatting when one of them spots the others husband and exclaims, '' Oh look Gloria ! He's bought you a bunch of flowers. '' Gloria turns to look and replies '' Bloody hell, thats me on my back...
17:43 Thu 05th Nov 20091 answer, last by marval 17:52 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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I was meeting a friend

in a bar and asI went in, I noticed two pretty girls lookink at me. '' Nine '' I heard one whisper asI passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my mate andtold him a girl had rated me...
17:25 Thu 05th Nov 20097 answers, last by tonyav 17:33 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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Here's a quicky (for the ladies )

Q . Why do men get confused between making love and playing hide and seek ? A. Because in both cases, after 2 minutes they shout - '' Coming, ready or not !....
13:51 Wed 04th Nov 200920 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:37 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Fame at last.

I have just looked back over last nights threads. And i see that a certain transvestite troll ( who i suspect is Gravy ) posted a thread all about yours truly here, I am most amused. LOL
10:14 Wed 04th Nov 200925 answers, last by tonyav 11:08 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Ladies Gok

says 53 % of woman want bigger bazoomers, Do you agree with his survey and are you one of them or are you one of the 47 % who are happy with what Mother nature gave you. ?
21:18 Tue 03rd Nov 200916 answers, last by tonyav 21:52 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Man Utd.

Losing 3 - 1. ?
21:13 Tue 03rd Nov 200913 answers, last by craft1948 23:21 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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Bloody hell, guess what,

Those Irish twins Jedward are doing ' Ghost Busters ' on Saturday nights X Factor !
17:16 Tue 03rd Nov 20098 answers, last by Zacsmaster 17:33 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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FAO ummmm.

Did the cat get a bath and if he did how did you get on ?
08:26 Mon 02nd Nov 200911 answers, last by tonyav 10:28 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Sunday morning chuckle.

A highly exicited man rings up for an ambulance. When he gets through, he shouts, '' Come quickly ! My wife's having a baby !'' '' Calm down, please, '' says the operator. '' Tell me, is this her...
10:33 Sun 01st Nov 20095 answers, last by goodbyegirl 16:51 Sun 01st Nov 2009
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FAO ummmm,

When are you going to bath the cat. ?
09:10 Sat 31st Oct 200911 answers, last by ummmm 10:32 Sat 31st Oct 2009
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Evening Chuckle.

A man is queuing at the 5 items or less checkout. The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. He has a 4 pack of lager and an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her...
19:12 Thu 29th Oct 20098 answers, last by AnnieBody 19:58 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Where's Bobbi ?.

10:10 Thu 29th Oct 200946 answers, last by vibrasphere 13:59 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Who can remember,

that record from the 70s called Homely Girl, I think it was by the Chi Lites.
12:07 Wed 28th Oct 200912 answers, last by tonyav 12:43 Wed 28th Oct 2009
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evening chuckle.

A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a cake while her dad gets a haircut. The barber smiles at her and says '' Your gonna get hair on your muffin. '' I...
22:48 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Have we had the massage yet ?

22:42 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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FAO cazzz

Everton on Sat, what do you recon. ?
21:54 Tue 27th Oct 200911 answers, last by tonyav 22:27 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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none pc joke.

Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decides to kill the b!tch and himself. As he puts the gun to his head he looks at the wife and says don't laugh you are next !
15:24 Tue 27th Oct 200922 answers, last by tonyav 16:25 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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Another PC joke ( unless your Irish )

Irishman takes his goldfish back complaining it suffers from epilepsy, Shop owner says it looks calm enough to me, Paddy says you havn't taken it out of the bowl yet.
15:12 Tue 27th Oct 20094 answers, last by Ankou 15:19 Tue 27th Oct 2009

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