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Totally PC joke ( unless your Irish )

Due to the water shortage in Ireland the Dublin public swimming pool has announced it will be closing lanes 5 and 6 until further notice.
12:33 Mon 26th Oct 200945 answers, last by steg 15:56 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Is anybody else experiencing any probs

with how slow this site is this morning.
10:59 Mon 26th Oct 200911 answers, last by tonyav 12:29 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Sod it I'll post it anyway.

Big gay Ray goes to the doc's to get his test results. The doc say's, '' I'm sorry Big Gay Ray but you've got aids ! '' Big Gay Ray is devastated and asks the doc what to do. The doc says, '' Eat 1...
17:14 Sun 25th Oct 200920 answers, last by Mr Veritas 18:25 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Has cyclepath fell of her bike,

or got the painters in or what ?.
12:35 Sat 24th Oct 200923 answers, last by cyclepath 13:15 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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Girls what are going to do

Asda have dropped the Katie Price range of underwear, and they say they have dropped it due to customer 's demanding that they do. ?
11:37 Sat 24th Oct 200920 answers, last by haysi06 12:46 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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One for Bobbi.

Bloke meets a woman for first date. Thet go for a drink. Later when they get back to the car they start kissing. The woman says ' I want you to kiss me somewhere dirty and smelly' ' You can forget...
09:35 Sat 24th Oct 20093 answers, last by Bobbisox 10:07 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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one for the ladies.

What type of Gusset do you prefer and why ?.
12:34 Fri 23rd Oct 200923 answers, last by tonyav 15:50 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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Aromas, whats your favorite.

My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
11:45 Fri 23rd Oct 200994 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:44 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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My mrs says.

I need to go and get my hair cut, but the woman who usually cut's my hair is known locally as dirty Sharon, so what do you recon.
09:07 Fri 23rd Oct 200919 answers, last by tonyav 09:34 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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And here's another thought.

In just two days from now tomorrow will be yesterday.
07:46 Fri 23rd Oct 200914 answers, last by AndThenSome 08:36 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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Thought for the day.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect.
07:04 Fri 23rd Oct 20097 answers, last by AndThenSome 07:47 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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Another one.

Q W E O M A S D B G Just thought I'd send a few letters before the postal strike : - )...
20:59 Thu 22nd Oct 20092 answers, last by Dunloptyre 21:03 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Dear grim reaper,

so far this year you have taken away my favorite celebrity Jade Goody, my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and now my favorite singer Stephen Gateley. just so you...
20:38 Thu 22nd Oct 200915 answers, last by pinktwink 00:45 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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Just one more quickie.

How come when your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, All her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations ! But none of them rub your cock and say well done ?
11:01 Thu 22nd Oct 20098 answers, last by TTG 13:42 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Where's salla. ?.

09:00 Thu 22nd Oct 200912 answers, last by vibrasphere 10:01 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Early chuckle.

One night, Terry has a spiritual experience and speaks to God. God, '' he says, what do a million years feel like to you ?'' A million years feel like one minute, ''God replies. WoW ! And what do a...
08:03 Thu 22nd Oct 20093 answers, last by pericat 08:23 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Afternoon chuckle.

A farmer gets a call from his son who says, '' Dad I've just run over a pig. I'ts still alive, but stuck under the tractor. What should i do ?'' '' Shoot it and bury it.'' Replies the farmer. About an...
14:30 Wed 21st Oct 200923 answers, last by tonyav 15:50 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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Morning chuckle 3.

A 90 year old man goes to the chemist and asks for six viagra tablets. '' Can you break them into quarters for me ?'' he inquires. The chemist tells him that he won't get an erection with a quarter of...
09:24 Wed 21st Oct 200912 answers, last by Janecurtis 14:10 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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1st morning chuckle.

What's got 100 legs, no teeth and stinks of p!ss ? The front row of the Paul O' Grady show....
08:03 Wed 21st Oct 20099 answers, last by bigmamma 08:28 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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And following on again from Charisse's thread.

What make and model car do you imagine other users owning and driving. And you must say if it is correct or in correct and then say what make and model you really own.
20:51 Tue 20th Oct 200926 answers, last by DixieGal 21:54 Tue 20th Oct 2009

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