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Why are they all rowing and arguing,

on the Spare Ed's '' morning All '' thread. Bobbi for Gawd's sake start another Limerick thread and get the site lightened up a bit.
13:10 Tue 13th Oct 200989 answers, last by tonyav 14:33 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Whats 6 inches long,

has a purple head and women love it ? A twenty pound note !...
12:06 Tue 13th Oct 200920 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:57 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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What colour car do you own,

and was there any particular reason for chooseing it ?.
12:03 Tue 13th Oct 200929 answers, last by sara3 18:25 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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And yet another one.

Police have announced that Stephen Gatelys death was a result of a boxing injury. A police spokesperson said he took a severe pounding in the ring !
09:47 Tue 13th Oct 200911 answers, last by ummmm 10:04 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Yet another morning chuckle.

Just bought some Sainsburys sausages. There's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front. On the back it says ' prick with fork '. Cant argue with that !...
09:17 Tue 13th Oct 200920 answers, last by Steve.5 13:34 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Morning Chuckle.

Husband says to his wife; We should wash your knickers in Slim Fast, it might make your fat @rse look thinner. '' Next day putting his pants on, he notices they're covered in powder. Have you put talc...
08:05 Tue 13th Oct 200911 answers, last by TheEqualizer 09:23 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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Survey,

If you was in the pub telling your mates some funny jokes and some twat takes offence to one of your jokes, and then the same twat tries to berate you for this in front of your mates. Would you. a....
11:49 Mon 12th Oct 200939 answers, last by ummmm 13:07 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Has anybody recieved any Stephen Gately,

jokes by text yet. I had a few crackers yesterday.
10:31 Mon 12th Oct 200924 answers, last by Drisgirl 13:29 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Survey.

1. Choc Eclair or Apple turnover. 2. Bath or Shower. 3. Beatles or Stones. 4. Ford or Vauxhall. 5. Diamonds or Pearls. 6. Eastenders or Coronation Street. 7. Car or Motorcycle....
23:33 Sun 11th Oct 200921 answers, last by TTG 12:36 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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What was the first record ( 7'' vinyl ) that you bought ?.

15:36 Sun 11th Oct 200919 answers, last by B00 10:02 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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OK then after you realised that your first car was junk

what was your second car ?.
14:53 Sun 11th Oct 200926 answers, last by redman41 08:29 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Following on with the first car thread.

How many of you lost your virginity in a car ?.
14:28 Sun 11th Oct 200912 answers, last by tonyav 15:28 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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What was your first car ,

and what did you love or hate about it ?.
13:50 Sun 11th Oct 200947 answers, last by jackie08 20:59 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Coalhouses.

How many of you had a coalhouse either a built in one or a stand alone one at your house when you were a kid, and was it used for coal or did your dad use it like a mini shed ?.
13:21 Sun 11th Oct 200916 answers, last by smudge 10:23 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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More news just in.

Last night police were called to a branch of pizza hut after a body of a member of staff was found coverd in mushrooms, onions, ham and cheese. The police spokesman said that there was a strong...
12:53 Sun 11th Oct 20092 answers, last by dustypuss 13:35 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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News just in.

Liverpool fc have made two new signings a japenese and an italian. Benitez says they should fit in well with the scouse culture, their names are Nikamota and Robatelli !...
12:39 Sun 11th Oct 20096 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:44 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Womens sex life

is like the lottery, same old balls, very little chance of a 69, and it usually ends with a rollover.
08:39 Sun 11th Oct 200911 answers, last by redman41 10:47 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Morning chuckle.

A man walks into casualty with blood pouring from his clenched hand. What happend to you the doc asks. My wife caught me in bed with the au pair he replies. Your lucky the doc tells him, if my wife...
08:58 Thu 08th Oct 20098 answers, last by Bobbisox 09:59 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Following Carson Yeung's take over at Birmingham City,

Karen Brady's replacement is rumored to be longtime friend of the new owner, Wun Fuk all.
16:49 Wed 07th Oct 200911 answers, last by WhiteBears 22:08 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Following Carson Yeungs take over at Blues,

Karen Brady's replacment is rumoured to be longtime friend of the new owner, Wun Fuk All.
15:46 Wed 07th Oct 20092 answers, last by tali1 21:40 Wed 07th Oct 2009

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