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Well it is nearly 5.00pm

Here in Michigan. By 5.10 my ladyfriend will be walking in from work. She will have a pot roast and some soup i have made for supper and some horizontal refreshment if i am lucky. Hard life innit?
21:55 Wed 03rd Dec 200810 answers, last by pastafreak 09:38 Thu 04th Dec 2008
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Does anyone else think....

That leggo needs a hormone injection? Ginger!?!%! Surely it would be so, down below,eugh! T'would be like getting intimate with a gerbil!!
21:27 Wed 03rd Dec 200841 answers, last by legendis.god 23:16 Wed 03rd Dec 2008
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Work this out "Ladies"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two...
19:49 Wed 26th Nov 200840 answers, last by Mr-Marvel 23:57 Wed 26th Nov 2008
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Why are women..

or more than enough of them at least, apparently comfortable with ridiculing men about the size of their manhood. The brother of a girl that was one of my tenants, has hung himself thanks to the...
16:10 Wed 26th Nov 200832 answers, last by scorpiojo 13:26 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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Found it

Malcolm from next door used it thinking it was toothpaste again.
20:12 Tue 25th Nov 20087 answers, last by no.knowledge 20:57 Tue 25th Nov 2008
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Has anyone seen...

The KY jelly? I am sure i put it in the bathroom.
19:06 Tue 25th Nov 20089 answers, last by virginator 20:54 Tue 25th Nov 2008
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Do you realise...

They don't have boxing day in the US? I mean, what are they thinking of? They will be getting rid of Sundays next! We have got into a bit of a routine with boxing day here, after all it is the feast...
08:55 Sun 09th Nov 200811 answers, last by Daniela36 09:44 Sun 09th Nov 2008
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FAO Dock Spock

I made nothing up, it is quite true that this happened, as she said it did. The fact that she did not seem to think it was a shameful thing to admit was obviously because she hadn't encountered a...
16:03 Fri 24th Oct 20082 answers, last by vibrasphere 16:29 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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My Brother

Used to work in the laundry of a monastery, he was good at his job but he did have some filthy habits.
16:46 Sat 18th Oct 20086 answers, last by oldgrape 18:24 Sat 18th Oct 2008
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My friend Chris

Was murdered last night in Cannock Staffs. He was our decorator, i spent most of last year and this year working with him, we became good friends. He was deliberately run over by this animal that just...
10:00 Sat 18th Oct 200821 answers, last by Aprilis 19:24 Sat 18th Oct 2008
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Last night

My mate was telling me his email address, he said (Name changed) "Brian Dot Roberts....." I butted in and said "Is that your middle name, Dorothy?" I thought it was funny anyhow.
09:14 Sat 11th Oct 20084 answers, last by fannylicking 10:24 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Why

Do people keep answering these awful ***** that have offensive names? You know they do it because they are the uninteresting types that have no redeeming features and it is just attention seeking....
09:02 Sat 11th Oct 20088 answers, last by cazzz1975 09:18 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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Today i saw

A tube of no nails type stuff, made by Evo Stik who are market leaders in adhesives, so it wasn't a cheap gimicky thing, and it was called " Sticks like SH*T" Dear me, society is loosening up, can you...
22:59 Fri 10th Oct 200814 answers, last by ChuckFickens 11:18 Sat 11th Oct 2008
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The Pope

Was just about to announce that the Catholic church has decided to allow contraception, but he pulled out at the last minute.
18:16 Fri 10th Oct 20083 answers, last by topogigo 19:27 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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My grandson

Was sitting doing his home work. I asked him what he was doing, he said he was trying to find the lowest common denominator. I said "Haven't they found that yet? They were trying to find that when i...
08:39 Fri 10th Oct 20086 answers, last by logic 10:33 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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Best chat up line

My friend won a week in Barcelona for sending a chat up line to a Radio Station in the W Mids: "If i could rewrite the alphabet i would put U and I together" Groan
23:43 Wed 08th Oct 200822 answers, last by dustinmyeye 16:49 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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What is the

Dumbest thing you have ever done? Let's be honest now!
20:36 Wed 08th Oct 20088 answers, last by puddingqueen 15:11 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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I have

Swapped sex for food at my age, now i can't even get into my own pants!
20:17 Wed 08th Oct 20087 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 23:21 Wed 08th Oct 2008

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