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daughter trouble

She was only the admirals daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen!
20:55 Wed 21st Mar 2007
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Grab lines

What if any, are your favourite Grab lines? Such as "Your'e only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!". One that is doing the rounds in my town is, From Snatch, Gorgeous George as he drives into the...
21:07 Fri 09th Mar 20073 answers, last by joeyp9 04:31 Tue 03rd Apr 2007
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Anyways up

A man namely Robert Trebor, has dedicated his life to creating palindromic stories. The technique is clever but the content is tedious and awkward to follow. Reginald Gub a reknown literary critic,...
10:06 Sat 03rd Mar 2007
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Sad loss

Has anyone seen my phone?
09:56 Sat 03rd Mar 20076 answers, last by juliely 19:10 Sun 04th Mar 2007
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An ill wind

A man goes into a doctors breaking wind terribly, like really bad. "Please help me doctor, i can't stop farting" The doctor picks up a long stick with a hook on the end. " oh no" says the man " Your...
10:08 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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pizza anyone?

A body was found in a London Pizza hut, it was covered with salami, pineapple, anchovies, spicey beef, mushrooms and pepperoni. The police believe the man "topped" himself
10:03 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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Burning bush

what is the difference between George W. Bush and God? God doesn't think he is George Bush!
09:42 Fri 02nd Mar 2007
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Site rules

A Scotsman, an Irishman and a Chinese man were set on to work as labourers on a building site. They were taken to an enormous pile of rubbish by the foreman who explained that it must be moved. He...
19:37 Wed 28th Feb 20072 answers, last by Lovinit 12:43 Sat 03rd Mar 2007
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Planning conundrum

We have put two portakabins on the garden of a house that my friend owns. This house is classed as a house of multi occupation, there are 5 people living there seperately. The kabins are there for use...
10:52 Fri 23rd Feb 20074 answers, last by buildersmate 21:14 Fri 23rd Feb 2007
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Hated words

What is your most hated word? pretty bad in my book is "Belch", "Cack" is bad too!
10:08 Tue 20th Feb 200718 answers, last by retrochoir 22:31 Sat 07th Apr 2007
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Vista nightmare!!!!

Against all common sense, a friend of mine aquired a copy of MS Vista from a boot sale, a copy, as you might expect for ?8. He loaded it into his brand new hi spec pc overriding the XP that was on it....
09:49 Tue 20th Feb 20079 answers, last by The Mack 18:20 Wed 21st Feb 2007
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Early developer!

A single mum type is walking through a hi rise complex pushing a baby in a pushchair. An elderly Jamaican lady walks over and admires the baby, " Oh lord, what a beeootiful beyaby, is he teething...
09:59 Fri 16th Feb 2007
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More Python thingies

Has any other Python fan heard (i think it was only on a record) the "Ralph Melish" sketch. Read by Michael Palin it is one of the cleverest sketches ever in my book!
09:56 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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Wichitty grubs

Has anyone got a recipe for wichitty grub caserole? I tried it in greenland once, i have some eggs hatching soon. I would like to try and market a frozen version.
10:19 Fri 09th Feb 20075 answers, last by Bellringer 16:33 Sun 25th Feb 2007
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auto canabalism

If you were stranded and starving, and if it was actually feasible, if you cut off your arm and ate it would you survive longer?
10:13 Fri 09th Feb 20077 answers, last by themanwhowas 09:59 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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The sealed Knot

I am about to join the Sealed Knot. Has anyone else?
10:06 Thu 08th Feb 20075 answers, last by kwicky 22:10 Fri 16th Feb 2007

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