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fat boy slim

Can anyone tell me the name of the Fatboy Slim tune that has the exploding office, living room etc. all filmed in slow motion? There is a lot of scratching going on and someone keeps repeating Fatboy...
01:04 Sun 30th Mar 20082 answers, last by topogigo 01:22 Sun 30th Mar 2008
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Squitty

Limericks - know any good ones?

There was a man called Eugene who created a w@nking machine a piston broke on the seventh stroke and his balls got whipped into cream
21:41 Fri 28th Mar 200818 answers, last by opoknock 07:53 Sat 10th May 2008
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topogigo

Has anyone seen my charger?

I know i left it over here, but unless you lot have moved it, then the g-nomes must have had it!
10:12 Wed 19th Mar 200818 answers, last by andrea81 10:33 Wed 19th Mar 2008
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Sgt RMP

Peter Kay

Peter Kay often uses the punch line "ping pong balls not King Kong's balls" in his TV shows. Does anyone know the opening lines to this joke?
22:48 Tue 11th Mar 20083 answers, last by auchinairn 02:08 Wed 19th Nov 2008
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JonnyBoy12

Celebrity Jokes!

Who is the most stupid actress in Hollywood? Kirsten Dunce! Who is the gayest actor in Hollywood? Richard Queer! Who is the poorest actor in Hollywood? Skint Eastwood! Which action film star can you...
19:01 Sun 09th Mar 20083 answers, last by Neilzulu1 15:50 Fri 21st Mar 2008
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topogigo

This is doing my head in!

Some folks may recall me talking about a girl, one of our tenants that i was spending some time with, it was a bad idea and i bailed out. Unfortunately i realised that the bruising on her 4 year olds...
19:25 Mon 17th Mar 200821 answers, last by fagidill 01:39 Tue 18th Mar 2008
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sandrajo

Post anything you feel like posting using two words only!

Post your mood, what you're currently doing, your philosophy on life...anything. Post as many times as you like, but not a bunch a times in a row. Ready? Good afternoon : )
14:26 Sun 16th Mar 2008102 answers, last by sandrajo 10:09 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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topogigo

A proposal to make

This may seem like a dorky question, but i have got to propose to my girlfriend in the states soon and it has to be a down on one bloody knee thing. I am not bothered that i will be doing it on a...
00:07 Fri 29th Feb 20088 answers, last by topogigo 18:57 Fri 29th Feb 2008
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popsy topsy

slow is dangerous

What do you think about the woman disqualified from driving for a week, for driving 10 miles anhour down a moterway hard shoulder. Slow drivers really drive me mad.
19:24 Fri 04th Jan 200814 answers, last by tufty7 22:28 Fri 04th Jan 2008
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topogigo

Awful

I have just read that drivel by this dizdabiz or whatever, there has always been something about the AB that irritates me and i have decided it is people. It is possibly why i hate big brother so...
19:15 Fri 04th Jan 200815 answers, last by i.am.legend 20:00 Fri 04th Jan 2008
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topogigo

Can i just say

I think that all dogs larger than a toy spaniel shot be shot, immediately, and the owners of dogs who have kids under 16 should be arrested if they let them out of a cage. Anyone who raises the...
21:01 Tue 01st Jan 20089 answers, last by tufty7 23:08 Tue 01st Jan 2008
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topogigo

I hate new years eve!

With a passion i really hate going out nye, it is all the trouble i have witnessed over the years, too much drinking, too many arguments, too many women crying, too many people going over in their...
13:49 Sun 30th Dec 20073 answers, last by cruella 17:00 Sun 30th Dec 2007
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topogigo

Did you know

That Enid Blyton was a Heroin addict? Space with all its supanovae and general explosions would be silent to the human ear as there is no air to carry sound waves of an" audible to humans" frequency....
01:06 Sun 30th Dec 200727 answers, last by Metz 01:48 Tue 01st Jan 2008
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topogigo

Why do you..

listening to my daughter in law and her mates waffling on in the background, one of the lads asked why do women wear bras? Nature should know best, coz i can only think of vanity, typical really left...
22:49 Sat 29th Dec 200740 answers, last by beerbelly 23:34 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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topogigo

What do you do if you see a space man?

well?
22:38 Sat 29th Dec 200716 answers, last by funkymoped 23:06 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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Mel_C

Key has broken in Padlock - Help!!!

Hi, I have managed to jam the shed padlock by breaking the key inside the lock? I'm not sure what to do so am looking for advice as to how we can break the padlock other than calling out a...
20:01 Sat 29th Dec 200718 answers, last by billm 20:51 Thu 30th Jan 2014
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taliesin238

London wants to ban them??

What are soup kitchens??
21:57 Sat 29th Dec 20073 answers, last by topogigo 22:20 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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topogigo

wot about freaking beta?

Where is it? Is it bost?
21:48 Sat 29th Dec 20075 answers, last by topogigo 22:09 Sat 29th Dec 2007
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hotpink

prepping a ceiling for painting

how is best to prep the kitchen ceiling so that i can paint it. obviously the steam and grease has built up over the years. i'm dreading cleaning it, just because it's going to hurt my arms:( i'm...
20:35 Sat 29th Dec 200712 answers, last by hotpink 19:36 Wed 02nd Jan 2008
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Jugglering1

Party Piece Assistance Required

I've just been invited to a party tonight and since I haven't been to one of *them* for absolutely ages, I am definitely going.... woot !!! Only thing is, everyone who goes has to do something.......
16:42 Sat 29th Dec 200718 answers, last by Bathsheba 17:42 Sat 29th Dec 2007

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