It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied....
well i finished with my wife 4 yrs ago,not a good time for me and the kids, i lost trust in women completely.i'm 6'1 ,45, very fit and have all my hair and teeth,told i'm very handsome. so anyone want...
I saw a cute guy in the elevator today, he smiled at me and said 'see you around', before he got off on the floor just below mine. He looked fairly young so there's a good chance he's single.... in...
i have just bought a game for my pc and i installed it then when i want to play on it it says that i have no free disc space the game that i have got is command and conquer and it can be run in win98...
So you think you are having a bad day? Imagine this: You are a Siamese twin joined at the hip with your brother who is gay. You are straight he is not and his lover is coming over.......and you only...
Hi I was just wondering if parrots ever eat meat? The particular meat I am thinking of is fish of the live variety. As quite a few other birds do I was wondering if this was the case. Has anyone been...
i kept bleeding over a man know im over it - liking being single - i know i moan but i like the fact that i have peace and not the hassle i went through so tony if ur out there im happy u love ****
If you had to score yourself out of 10 what would you give yourself? Answer honestly though. I would give myself a nine. It would be a ten if my boobs were slightly bigger. (Do you agree with this) I...
come bring me your foul nasty beasts your deviants your foul mouthed clsp ridden deviants of the nigth. your pox laden creeps with breath of donkeys and faces of donkeys asses . come on say hello you...
when the rows and namecalling in the Jokes section are more entertaining than anything in CB!!! Check it out lol
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finds legends rude comments funny. He strikes me as a dirty old man who gets kicks by talking filthy. And to think I joined because I thought this was an adult site. Are you flattered girls or...
Topogigo junior went to his mum one day, and asked "is it bad to have a penis?". His mum, taken aback said "Certainly not, why on earth do you think that?" To which he replied "Well, dad`s upstairs,...
In the name of god will you dreadful people pull yourselves together and stop posting these hopeless and frankly embarrassing jokes. It is so disappointing to look through the posts and find all these...
ok so me and my guy had an arguement. we're ok now but im trying to do something romantic to make it up to him, but i dont have much money...does anyone have any ideas which is cheap, romantic and is...
I have loads of music on my pc in MP3 format. Will they burn on to CD/DVD's and then play in my car cd player that doesn't say MP3 player but does say cd-r. If it won't, can i change the format before...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realised they both needed to pee. They...