I got tooth ache I’ve been to the dentist this morning and he given me some penicillin but I’ve got to wait till Monday to have the tooth sorted out . Have you got any home cures to get...
I know exactly when I will be retiring and how to get my pension. I have car insurance, home insurance, life insurance, I already use ancestry.co.uk, I don't need a loan a holiday or a solicitor, can...
When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence.
Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one....
My colleague came round this morning, and after nosing through my ipod, said I have "really awful taste in music" :-/ It's not the first time someone's said that to me, but I refuse to give...
1. White or brown bread 2. TV or Radio 3. books - fact or fiction 4. Spring or autumn 5. Orange creme or soft caramel 6. Duvet or blankets 7. Sunbathing or sight-seeing 8. Crossword or Sudoku 9....
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bum and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the...
....to watch with my 15 year old daughter! I need a good laugh but the scariest of horrors will do too! Lol...seems to have the same effect on us.... Don't be offended if I don't reply just yet but...
Dear Helen Flanagan,
Got an idea for you. While doing the Bush Tucker Trial and you think it's abit to much for you, try pretending to faint. No one will ever know
Good Luck
Gillian McKeith...
A friend of mine is supposed to be studying for her UK Citizenship test, but keeps nodding off, probably because she was on the phone bending my ear until 2am.... I've just had a look at the practice...
My tenant moved out last month so my house is now empty until a new tenant can be found. It is unfurnished although there are a few bits and pieces in there like a sofa and desk. No beds, mattresses,...