NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: If we see you wearing Prada shoes we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need...
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row...
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will...
He slugged me over the head with a vase and went "T'PAU!" As I picked myself up off the floor, I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?" ''No'' he said, "I've got china in my hand"
...to find his wife Mary, stark naked spread-eagled across the bed. ''Guess what I want?" she whispered "By the looks of things, the whole fockin' bed" Paddy replied
I was sat at a table in my local library the other day, when a bloke came in, hastely removed his trousers and with a pair of scissors cut off the bottom 2 inches of each trouser leg. He then threw...
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot....
Does anyone know if there's a term for the fear of not knowing the time? I know there's chronophobia which is a fear of time itself, but i've been unable to find anything about the fear of not knowing...
I recently received a Fixed Penalty Notice in a private car park. It was placed directly in my line of vision from the driver's seat, which left a bit of a mess when i took it off. Am I right in...
My elderly neighbours recently signed up to Orange BB and got themselves a laptop to go with it. I set up their connections and e-mail account and everything was fine for a month or so but now, every...
Help. Does this Film description sound familiar to anyone? I think it was a film made in the 70's where all books were banned, and there was a group of baddies going round book burning and doing away...
This isn't a question, more of a warning to anyone going to Malta this year. I just got back after a fab week in Malta but the one downer is that there now seems to be a proliferation of these...
I guess this may have been asked before but I can't seem to find an answer. Having just had my council tax bill in for the year (which I'm not too unhappy with in the grand scheme of things), as...
...so now we have Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep as the original is deemed to be too offensive. This, coupled with story about the antique dealer being arrested in Hereford for selling antique G*llyW*gs, just...
