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Grandma's Computer.

The computer swallowed grandma, Yes, honestly it's true. She pressed "control" and "enter" And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught...

joggerjayne

Betting Shop Sign Kills Pedestrian

Apparently someone has been killed when a Betting Shop sign fell on them. What were the odds of that happening?...

2sp_

Sad...

Our beloved 15 year old spaniel died yesterday. She had seen the vet last week - he said she was a sturdy old girl and could go on for ages. Then she took a stroke at the weekend, seemed to rally...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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bednobs

What Happens When You Go To The Gp With A Breast Lump

worryingly, i found a lump in my breast on Friday night. Breast had been a bit achey, so had a feel around and found a little lump. Boobs were lumpy when i was breast feeding, but stopped that around...

Jeza

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Not snowed in any more. It rained all night. Went shopping and got all the supplies. Good food, fags and booze. Steak and wine tomorrow, or in my case lager. Freezer filled up and fresh veg galore....

moonraker558

It's The Way I Tell Em'.

I was telling TTFN in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to...

Georgiesmum

Marmite.

Marmite,.Do you love it or hate it?

Tilly2

What Time Do You Normally Eat In The Evening?

We always eat around eight o'clock, both during the week and at weekends. I think it's too late to eat at that time but we seem to have got into the habit.

albaqwerty

Dinner Tonight?

Any plans? We're suffering a chicken risotto (home-made) the younger alba suggested Beef Stroganoff, which he doesn't tolerate, strange child....

moonraker558

Ttfn

I went to the pub last night and saw TTFN dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The TTFN giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have...

DJHawkes

Motorway Cameras

this is a mile from me... http://www.motorwaycameras.co.uk/viewcamera/?motorway=m6&motorwayid=2&;cameraid=54...

Polly1958

Mt Attempt At The Duchess Of Cambridge

http://s1218.beta.photobucket.com/user/polly3231/media/DuchessofCambridge_zps7b19ec38.jpg.html I'm a bit rusty having not done any drawing for a while.Here's the latest,hope you like it....

EcclesCake

Haka For Lost Soldier

This isn't exactly news hence posting in CB. A friend has just posted it on FB and I thought it was really quite beautiful and touching....

Mick-Talbot

Joko's T-I-C Statement

"as women are as good as men, if not better sometimes, in every other field -" She was joking, right ..............?...

bednobs

Why Does ...

lager taste better from the bottle? popcorn taste better from a bowl? coke taste better through a straw? Can you think of anything else that tastes different depending on the method of consumption?...

EcclesCake

End Of.

This statement is used quite often on AB. I really hate seeing it and in my opinion it is a childish, petulant and frustrated response when the poster is feeling defeated in their argument. Thankfully...

joggerjayne