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paraffin
How would YOU cope with having to deliver a death message to the next-of-kin of someone who'd just been murdered, for example, the two young soldiers in Northern Ireland at the weekend?
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puddicat
My neighbours are really nice not invasive, but you know say hello when you see them put the bins out for you and you do the same,offers up some herbs from there garden,asks you to watch there house...
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stompe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgCXXmefjAw&fea ture=related
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McMouse
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mummy", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
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HAWKE
how can i make my towels soft after washing them, it is advised fabric conditioner is not to be used.
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Zacsmaster
Do you think this would be a good name for a pub?
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Bbbananas
When is Lent over with?
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thelewisgang
anyone got the Addis SuperDry mop for washing vinyl floors etc? why is it called SuperDry when it leaves the floor so very wet. I have always been the sort of person who washes the hard floors by...
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ummmm
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/navy-p 1.php
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NoMercy
if you won a holiday anywhere in the world?
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Barmaid
I was following a lorry today which had the "how is my driving - call 0800 blah blah blah" sticker on the back. Has anyone ever called one of these? Does it work? Does anyone take any notice? It's...
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docspock-Mk2
what's 'appening then.
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redcrx
OK, im not the world's greatest speller and when online i type with little regard to punctuation. But, ive seen this on the noticeboard at the nursery, a noticeboard for parents to read how their...
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shabill
are you lucky enough to have them off?
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K82
Just out of interest, I know some of the old wives tales but does anyone know the different signs between a boy or girl whilst pregnant or can you really not tell? I'm in my 17Th week & absolutely...
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mrs_overall
I've had my friend who lives in the same village Christine looking out for her, with a prepared script (do you remember a handsome surgeon etc). My friend saw her at the weekend and Christine looked...
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johnny.5
but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis ! ............................................................ ............................. wait for it...
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johnny.5
allowed time off with the flu ?
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johnny.5
but cant even remember their own PIN for the cash point ? I was standing out side nationwide at the cash machine when this little old lady asked if I would check her balance for her...
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Miss Chief
I have a lot of friends that are married and I don't understand why. A lot of them divorce soon after... one of my friends tells me he wishes he'd never married his wife (less than 3 years ago) as...

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