ive just met two ex cons at the gym where i work out and they have invited me out for a pint of mark almond up the wrong un. the thing is ive never heard of that establishment and im allergic to...
Well,what do you think about the follow up to Christmas then? I know it's a bit early to think about it.But,I just wondered what everyone's comments are these days. I think that this year,everyone...
The question last night was ... what was the last text message you received? Mine was rubbish. But now ... !!!!!!!!!!!! At last ... a jolly text message. My last text message said ... "J, do u fancy...
Abit early for 11ses so im having black coffee and churros . As the bakers has no croisssants ready . Oh well. Enjoy folk and ill catch you later. Put in a good shift on ab . Adios chicos y chicas
.. even if it's something you're presently useless at, or haven't even tried - what would it be? What would you like to have a go at & be really good at? Mine - sculpture (bronze) or playing the...
Do you give to ALL buskers or only good ones ? There's a guy in Colchester who sounds like Les Dawson playing the guitar just not funny . Never give him a penny , but talented people I do .
Ever been somewhere with an aged parent or grand parent and they came out with something that just left you gob smacked ? My old nan is in her 80s but some of her sayings have you trying to shove her...
When trying to find someone to take a group photo of me and mates on hols my friend went up to a couple and asked them if they'd mind taking a photo, turns out they were blind. (off all the people)....
Whats your fave? Red bull or one of the big store copies of it like asdaass or tescos or are you a pink fish drinker or do you drink lucozade or isotonic sport drinks. And why ?
Can anyone else remember this catchphrase from an advert for choccy bars a few years ago? Am I the only one that found this hysterically funny at the time, and still uses this expression today (not to...
When on holiday me and my mates made friends with a lot of people in villas nearby. Anyway everyday there was the same families in pool and one family had two girls and a boy about 7 years old. The...