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Is it love?

Many people on here know that I have had problems with my ex-girlfriend and we have split up. I am waking up in the mornings thinking of her and feeling so sh*t. I am really missing her and it's only...

sair5412

Question from my 4 year old!

He asked me today: "Mummy, Why do boys have willy's?" I hadn't thought about my reply so i just said.... "Erm... so they can wee standing up." What kind of answer is that!? I didn't know what to say!...

firehazzard

frenchman

what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals ? Phillipe phollope. :)

Marvelman

Funeral.

A man on holiday was surprised to see coming around the corner in a small town, a hearse, followed by a man with a large dog on a lead, walking behind it, and walking behind them 24 men in single...

Panic Button

Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

steviep165

who is the mystery man?

calling all you AB men out there. which one of you lucky folk is our sasha's mystery AB man she dotes upon? fess up!!!

~posy-jo~

are you in love?

well are you? xXx

naz_nomad

Freedom of speech ... AB Asks

Why don't we have freedom of speech in the Pinkies questions? hurry ...this'll be gone in 2 minutes.

devilwoman

cheese and crackers

mmmm delicious, just had cheese and crackers for lunch followed by strawberrie,s, very nice, whats your lunch today/ now i'm gonna read my book ,well, in about fifteen minuites or so, its called...

Mr Tall

Have you ever killed anything?

I ran over a pigeon yesterday, completely by accident - But feel really guilty as I never kill spiders or insects or anything.

Athley

Today is apparently the most common for taking a 'sicky'

Have you? Is it real? :o)

Redbel

adar2

Why?........why are you attacking an AB member like that.....no need for it.

Joe_the_Lion

5 pounds to charity

I will donate 5 pounds to the charity of you choice if you can name a famous person who I can not link to David Bowie, any suggestions? such is the depth of my knowledge about this great...

buzybee

happy endings

In your opinion what film has the happiest ending? if you think its corney...all the better!! clips if possible! guys i want ur opinions too, you shall not be judged! ;o)

Roughquest

Zapped!

What happened to the hump Q ? LOL...Oooops

wonderwoman1

Try this

What is your warning label? http://www.go-quiz.com/warning-label/warning-l abel.php For my AB name I got " Caution...IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP WONDERWOMAN AWAY FROM FIRE AND...

dot.hawkes

Occasional series

In the occasional series we have developed on AB, as interested and caring ABERS, we often highlight for the benefit of members, certain questions that might just qualify for the daftest of the week...

clever trev

Dull sundays

Why is it that sundays always end up being dull and depressing is it just me , it would be interesting to here your comments.

tictacshaker

Men and porn

Asking all men here if you watch porn. What is your fascination with porn? I asked my boyfriend and he says its not about the women (phew) but just seeing the physical penetration and act of sex and...

rugeleyboy

2 things i have in common with a movie star!!!

After watching top gear with hugh grant i realised i have 2 things in common with him!! my question............. what do you have in common with a star??

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