Is it possible to paint an old but perfectly safe gas fire. If so can anyone tell me what I can use. I cannot afford to buy a new one. Nothing too technical please , I am a female pensioner.
i bought her flowers, gigantinormous bar of choccy, gave her a hundered quid in a card that cost 3 flicking 50. all of these in bed with a nice cup of rosie. but when i revealed her big prezzy tied in...
I'm afraid it's about the only clean joke I know. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a...