A son asks his Dad the difference between 'Theoretically and Realistically. Dad says.....'That's hard son but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid' Mum says...
Sitting at a table in the pub The English man says.....I went into my daughters bedroom today and found a packet of fags.....I didnt even know she smoked!!!!!! The Scotts man said....well, you think...
A very happy new year to you all xxxx Especially...... Curly (my partner in crime) Boro (get well soon) Ray (makes me smile even on a bad day) Mr Ben (just for being you) and all of you lovely people...