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Finally.....!!!!

Have only been trying to get on here for the last 6+ hours!!! Am I in time to wish you all a merry, happy ,peacefull, spontaneous,exciting, genorous,and splendid Christmas?? XXXX

londonbarry

The Pleasure of Translation

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his...

londonbarry

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her...

samii

lifes lottery

A man who hasn't a penny to his name finds a pound on the pavement. He goes into a pub, buys half pint lager and puts the 10p change in a fruit machine and wins the ?100 jackpot. His best mate walks...

jen-skater

christmas tax credit

Hi anyone know when weekly tax credit will be paid, would normaly be wed, but this is boxing day. thanks and merry christmas

ELVIS68

Happy Xmas

And a Happy New Year!

dannyday5821

brave + proud

without sounding sarcastic or anything, which this will unfortunatley - i was wondering...when parents of kids, say with lukemia or cancer, or have no limbs, or something extraordinary, why do their...

harry76

paying off mortgage

in the first few years of mortgage payments, how much of the original loan do you pay off and how much of it is interest?

Kinetic

Unauthorised overdraft bank charges - court case

Hi there, I have been trying to no avail to find information whereby I can track the progress of the court case involving several of Britains top banks relating to their absurb overcharging of...

Quoi

Warning bloke in the Kitchen....

I keep seeing lots of nice things on telly & in mags (ie nigella etc etc) & I think I am ready for a change of cuisine - away from the standard pie & chips but I dont want to try anything fancy or...

raysparx1

Nadolig llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda

Hello all just want to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year, the top bit is welsh, have a great time everyone, This time of year I go to the little church near where I live to think, to...

bigmamma

Morning

Morning , is anyone else up ? Hope you are all ok today xxx

jsokhal

constipation

can anyone suggest a good product or remedy that relieve constipation- i have tried everything including changing my diet diet, herbal/detox remedies etc?

knobbynonut

Anyone fancy a senario here.

If you were walking home one night in the dark all on your own and all of a sudden you saw two people holding guns to each others heads each claiming they where the good guy and the other one was the...

adamhornsby

Could i be diabetic?

I was telling my friends at college that i tend to feel quite tired, and i require the toilet often, several times a day- i even think i can give the Niagara a run for its money. But one of them told...

o-sexy-one

What do you all look like?

I have asked this before but didn't get as many responses as I had hoped. So what do you all look like?

Newsdesk

Value for money?

Will we be getting a refund of our subscriptions, due to the poor performance of Answerbank, or is it just the gold star members, who are getting their money back?

velvet lady

same difference to win!!! anyone disagree?

who dares to vote for the most awful leon who is wet, pathetic and not a patch on ray? who dares to vote for rhydian who is good, but bores the pants off me? i`ll leave if leon wins and dance naked...

velvet lady

How fast is 7km an hour?

Help, my maths is so bad and I`ve got maths gcse soon, can someone help me pass it please?

bobtheturkey

what present did you want

but never got - i wanted a spectrum computer and before that an evil knievel stunt bike i got neither :(

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