Daughter to waitress in hotel restaurant " I'll have the fish please. May I have it off the bone?" Waitress" Why, madam?" Daughter "If you'd be so kind, I'll like it off the bone, please" Waitress "...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25574176 I've always admired the way the US system ignores human longevity in sentencing. It seems an unexpected side effect of EU meddling that we now are looking at...
Sorry, no question, just to say that my beloved cat Stubby passed away at 4am this morning. He'd had a heart murmur for a while and had spent all week trying to rid himself of a furball, without...
OK they are not everybody's cup of tea and we all know they are not real (before some idiot says it) but I did used to enjoy watching them. However tonight's Eastenders was beyond ridiculous and maybe...
I asked around and have found 2 x two week old parti-colour dog puppies - one blue roan and one orange roan. If I get notified of any bitch puppies I will let you know or you can contact me via email...
What have you got planned? just remember people out there, this is the Burglars delight night, don't leave you'r house / car keys in view if your going out, have a good one. spk in 2014.
I love my dog dearly, but I would never dream of buying him xmas presents, birthday presents, nor would I ever send a card with his name on it to anyone. he's a dog :)...
I have always been told that all new babies were born with blue eyes which changed ( or not ) after about six weeks. My grandson now informs me that the new baby has brown eyes, so have I always...