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marval
I was surprised when my psychic friend complimented me on the way I had cooked his steak. “Well done” is rare from a medium....
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marval
My partner said he is leaving me because I can’t stop talking about African countries. To which I replied “Please Kenya take me back, I’m Ghana stop doing it. I don’t want you Togo....
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Tilly2
Having spent some considerable time in the kitchen today, cooking, there is now an object in my kitchen which I would hide away if anyone called unexpectedly. BA for the fist person to guess what it...
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joggerjayne
Netball GOLD in the Commonwealth Games ... Against Australia! who had not even contemplated the possibility of not winning. And those last seconds ... PHEW!! Penalty to England with ONE SECOND left on...
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anthro-nerd
I'm nearing the age of 30 and my skin has definitely started changing. Dry patches, uneven colouring... etc. I would always wearing a full face of makeup every day, and have done since I was 16, but I...
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waterboatman
Monday. It's raining. Nothing unusual there then! Supposed to improve from tomorrow Louise Lear is telling us on the idiot box. We shall see. Another bushfire in Australia. they've had enough of those...
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nailit
Just curious as to how people here view prison. The lock 'em up and throw away the key brigade often state that prison is for punishment, deterrence, rehabilitation or maintaining public safety. If it...
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Voltage
My mate asked me 'What is vertigo?' I replied 'Its asking for directions in Germany'...
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Patsy33
A big pile of very famous paintings were found in local laundrette. Police suspect Monet laundering..
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modeller
I have had a lot of trouble logging on to National Lottery . All other sites are OK but I cant log onto NatLog. I've spoken to them and to the internet provider but they all say the trouble is at my...
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marval
KFC have decided that due to the current economic climate its employees will receive chicken instead of a pay rise. Strike action is expected after workers described the pay increase as “paltry.”...
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marval
I really don’t know what I did wrong. I was peacefully eating my chicken tikka masala with a spoon. The waiter then came and told me get the fork out....
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yrneh1938
using dell laptop w10 chrome .help please..i put in my password it does not open laptopusing acer laptop now...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5617111/Health-tourists-NHS-hospitals-139MILLION.html...
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vernonk
2 out of 10 from me. You?
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jennyjoan
I went round early to my pharmacy to get a few things. On the counter top - there were small empty boxes with the words CBD oil on them. Now I know they relate to Cannabis Oil etc. I asked the price -...
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Tilly2
Spurs versus Man City. Hey ho....
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Jordyboy9
Politics and religion is not my thing as. I find to argue about them you can go round in circles and get nowhere and lose friends in doing so,what I would like to say is Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn...
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Patsy33
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’.”...
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Voltage
Today I saw someone waving frantically at me but I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or someone behind me. I've just been sacked from my job apparently I'm the worst lifeguard they've ever...

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