I've just been watching a programme about a man in Houston, Texas who weighed 75 stones. This size was attributed to his vast consumption of fast food. I was horrified to see a member of this man's...
1. Owned a nova 2. Driven around town with the windows down, music blaring 3. Got drunk on Lambrini/Buckfast/Fortified wine 4. Made any of the following adjustments to your vehicle: -undercar neon...
anyone know any good ones? There was a fine lady at tea, who said do you f..rt when u pee, i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t i think that was a one up for me...... things like this...lol
I didn't go out last night (unheard of) and didn't get up til lunchtime today. I am still in my pyjamas and don't really need to get dressed until tomorrow afternoon. Is it slovenly and common to...
Not too much, just a few small vodka and diet pepsis, I am off tomorrow and i can have a lie in. Am i being responsible??? If i havn;t had a drionk for 3 weeks and I drink 4 vodka and pepsi tonight am...
my boss took me to the pub at 3pm and got me hammered. Hes coming back to take me bowling (i'm watching not playing). DO you think i'll be able to get up in the morning? i think no.
