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wendilla
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
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wendilla
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
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wendilla
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't...
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waterboatman
It's Friday and as yet we have no snow,rain or wind. I hope it stays that way. But somehow I doubt it! have a good day everyone.
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waterboatman
Thursday. There is none of the promised frost, snow or rain. Wonderful! Have a good day evryone.
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chirpychirpy
I loved Diversity on Britain's Got Talent, on which they won the prize of appearing on the Royal Variety Show. But I thought the performance in front of Her Maj was their worst ever - hugely...
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waterboatman
Mid week and it's dull and miserable outside. How unusual!! It's dry though. How long for I wonder! Have a good day everyone.
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waterboatman
Had no phone line for a couple of days, due to a couple of BT muppets up telegraph poles 'mending things' and in the process breaking my phone line. Another BT man fixed it yesterday. 2 days after I...
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liverpoolfoo
Whats 30 feet long & smells of pee?? The conga in an old peoples home (At least it's clean LOL)
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R1Geezer
I mean every time I turn one on acidentally all I can stand is about 2 minutes of the doom and gloom, appalling sh1te What does it say about society when the masses watch this sort of thing? It's not...
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waterboatman
I'm up and about and getting back to normal...whatever that is! Have a good day everyone.
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wendilla
Just been reading about the supermarket trolleys further back by Carol anne and it brought to mind. I never use the self checkouts and have no intention using them just dont like them. I know they are...
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zzxxee
what do you think?
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Jemisa
I thought when I logged on and came on here it would be flooded with comments about the result ie; King of the Jungle.... GINO I thought he was a worthy winner with KIM runner up. How Jimmy got to the...
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albaqwerty
Who's having a lie-in? C'mon, up and at 'em, it is Monday after all!!!...
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David Black
We are having custard creams this morning, just two because more makes you grow big and strong sideways. We had posh biscuits for a bit but when the ginger nuts and the custard creams are around they...
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welshlibranr
So sad tonight, my poor little dog, who is 14, and has been diabetic for nearly 4 years now, is now blind and hard of hearing, and quite confused, he has always been so clean, never having any...
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David Black
A great morning to all daughter off to London at 7am so I am up early. Pot of tea at my desk, check AB and the papers.
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Mr_Clean
Paul o' Grady ?
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cushty_fred
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh1t?

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