"I will smite thee, Satan!" "Can I have that in writing oh General Omnipotent Deity?" "Oh, and could you send a copy to my solicitor?" (Old Nick knows all the laws!)
Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No...
I' ve just been reading the current jokes and the remarks made (which I do every morning as a cheer-up process) and wondered why it is that people feel it incumbent to criticise them. They don't have...
Does anybody know the answer to my question earlier about the fanfare sound that comes on every time I switch on my Samsung LCD? Can you disable it? I've searched the menu, so far, with no luck at...
My brother owns his terraced house, but the property to one side of him is owned by a landlord who rents it out. His last tenants were a set of drug addicts who systematically stripped the house of...
It's Thursday morning and it's damp and misty here in Gloucestershire this morning. It's supposed to be dry and warm today. We shall see!
Have a happy day everyone....
Have you noticed that all the John Wayne Movies seem to have all the same hills in the background? Mind you, if you've had too many pints, the question's irrelevant but does it annoy you when you...
Song: Livin' in a Bible! Watin' for the man to come. Is it the Messiah? dadi dadi da...dada! (The man who penned this just ran out of the door and played chicken with a truck! Don't blame me. He ran...
She talked to me the other day. We both aren't coming out with anything direct. I don't want anyone at the the centre to know! (She has said she saw me in a local shop the other day and told me she...
