Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off...
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in...
A guy walks into a pub with his dog. The dog is wearing earphones and has a radio taped to its back. The barman says, "what's with they earphones on the dog" The punter replies "I usually take him to...
I've just been on one of my fave sites, and there's a movie clip. The posting raves on about the evils of religion. I'm afraid I watched it, and i've actually had my mind changed about something, and...
if you add new hardware to a sata only set-up, (which is new to me, am used to IDE), do you need to 'unlock' the sata port on the motherboard in some way to allow the pc see the new hardware? If so,...
If there was, say, an arms trade sales convention, and a protestor rang the front office claiming there was a bomb in the building, would that be a cause for the police to get involved? I mean, it'd...
Hi all - mate ofmine has just bought a new Dell laptop with vista. It keeps 'losing' sight of the dvd burner, jamming with discs in, refusing to burn, and keeps showing various system runtime errors....
Two little boys are sitting in the living room watching TV with their parents. The Mother looks over at the Father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs. The Mother turns back to the two boys and says...
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let...
Duane rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he is there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the...
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office and said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the...
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have...
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times...
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can...
