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Wake Up Call

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed...
21:06 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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Golf couples

Three couples are about to play golf: an Engish couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows...
21:04 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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Contagious

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the...
20:06 Thu 26th Apr 20071 answer, last by dilligaf 17:11 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the...
22:02 Wed 25th Apr 20075 answers, last by david21 20:21 Sat 28th Apr 2007
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World War?

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A fellow walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the fellow walks...
22:02 Wed 25th Apr 2007
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phone call

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to...
21:46 Wed 25th Apr 20071 answer, last by thedelbwa 16:20 Thu 26th Apr 2007
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Sunday School

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my...
21:45 Wed 25th Apr 2007
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Bush Brief

US Chief of Staff is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident". "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"...
21:26 Wed 25th Apr 20071 answer, last by Black Noir 13:17 Thu 26th Apr 2007
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...em, yes.

It's the spring of 1957 and peter goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in." Carrie's not ready...
20:43 Mon 23rd Apr 20071 answer, last by Lovinit 08:50 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Docs Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little...
20:35 Mon 23rd Apr 20071 answer, last by Lovinit 08:48 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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I'm really sorry,,,

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead dinosaur with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?". The pigmy said "Yes." The hunter asked "How could a little bloke...
20:32 Mon 23rd Apr 20071 answer, last by Lovinit 08:47 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Train Track Tramp

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world". "Why is that?" said the other tramp. "Well, I was walking down these...
20:18 Mon 23rd Apr 20074 answers, last by cazzrob 21:43 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Royal Marriage

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's...
20:17 Mon 23rd Apr 20072 answers, last by Trum48 12:26 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Italians on a bus

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of...
20:05 Mon 23rd Apr 20072 answers, last by story_teller 19:13 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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push me

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
21:52 Fri 20th Apr 20073 answers, last by Whickerman 20:46 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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new drink

News from London: The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw. Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking.
21:50 Fri 20th Apr 20074 answers, last by joninfrance 21:45 Tue 24th Apr 2007
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Dell E520 Dimension

Just tried adding a new dvd writer to my dell dimension e520 - but none of the fittings are standard! any ideas?
20:42 Fri 20th Apr 20075 answers, last by HWKE 22:15 Fri 20th Apr 2007

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