I've to go to a 60th birthday party next weekend for an uncle that lives abroad (travelling 'home' for his party). What can I get him as a gift? Vouchers are out, as he won't be about to use them...
The couple left the gynaecologist's office with the wife in tears. They were just told that she could never become pregnant and they would never have the family they both desired so fervently....
A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,...
A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister...
Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4...
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their...
Every time I try shut down or log off, i have to manually shut off two programs - one is tea timer exe (from spybot) and the other is SSMgr.exe - no idea what that is. Can anyone tell me how to get...
Empire magazine's Top 500 Movies of All Time poll (here:) http://www.empireonline.com/500/1.asp (This page easier to read: http://www.cinemarealm.com/best-of-cinema/empi...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scien ce/article4799369.ece The Times today reported that the Japanese are considering a platform that will be hard-wired up to a satellite, and will move like...
The euromillions lotto crowd are advertising a ?130million (?100Million) prize this friday, as this week's jackpot wasn't won. Yet this week's was ?15million (?12million) - that's a helluva rollover....
I'm not sure if there are any funnier radio wind-ups than this, but if there are I haven't yet heard them. Can you beat these? Mick Mulcahey - Cork https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YzdLbYzkR8 This one...
I'd like to find the name of a comedian/magical comedy act who appeared regularly on tv. Was like a live-action cartoon This guy is great, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnmmQiwvUZ8&fea ture=related...
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed...