Two narcs tried 2 seach me, I fled and dragged the 2 for a few feet, The chase ended when I went the wrong way down a oneway and had a head on collision with a cop car. I had 2 ounces of pot, a scale,...
What else will go wrong today...I was bathing the baby and was out of the bedroom for 10 minutes, when I returned to find my laptop that was on my bed had switched off and had a pool of water on it...
I have received an email that is written partially in Scottish Gaelic. Can anyone help translate the following to English? Ar n-athair a tha air n?amh: gu naom haichear d'ainm. Thigeadh do ri oghachd....
Heres one for the anoraks. If you played every song the Beatles had written, how long would they play for? Don't count cover versions, but do include all the tunes written for, and performed by, other...
Wouldn't it be better if, instead of all this secret intelligence surveillance, M15 and the police identified all suspects to the nation and we could all report the whereabouts of these people and...
After galloways Senate appearance in May 2005 it was later claimed by the Committee that Galloway had committed perjury in front of them. Galloway challenged them to prosecute him for perjury. Nearly...
I work in an open plan office and I find my manager if he is not moaning about the 'older' generation who admittedly have bad dress sense (who wants to see shorts on a 50 year old with sandels and...
Has anybody actually got anything good to say about NTL? We've been with them for some time (dont ask why,i don't pay the bills), and they are shockingly sloppy in the hardware and the service. Anyone...
What was the story behind Lilleth (is that the right spelling?) She was reputed to be the first wife of Adam - I can't remember any mention of her in the bible, and isn't she supposed to be very...
There is a film (I think) where these pac-man type creatures eat everything in thier way...including airports. There is a scene at the end of the movie where one of them is eating the runway as a...
My grandfather used to sing a song to me of which I can only remember the following lyrics; There was Brown, upside down, Mopping up the whisky of the floor. "Booze, booze, booze", the fireman cried...
Just so you know, Carol Vorderman is 'guest-hosting' the laughter-and-talent-free zone that is 'The Friday Night Project' on Channel 4 tonight. Poor Carol simply has no sense of humour what ever. This...
We're being really childish at work and trying to come up with insults...but they CAN'T involve swearing...Stuff that you used to say when you were little, or things like 'go play in the road', 'take...