In my dining room I now have two rats, Polly and Sybil. Pleasant little creatures, lodging with me while their owner takes a brief holiday in Peterborough (not quite right in the head). I also have a...
Anyone who has ever written software will understand that 99% of the human race (excluding me of course) are IDIOTS. If you stick up a prompt box saying "enter your age in years" some spotty herbert...
Time after time I see people post YEAH instead of YES. Why? YEAH is an extra letter over YES, so presumably the poster is thinking "gotta look cool here yo chicky hack down in coolness". To type YEAH...
I have just had a phone conversation with a Scottish person, and by god it was hard work. For me Scottishness is encapsulated in the simple phrase "the noo" which in real English boils down to "now"....
My apologies for the thread called "Yo!" It was not posted by me because obviously I am watching quali for the British Grand Prix, not toss-potting around on here. It was actually posted by a daughter...
Fleetwood council have been snooping on and prosecuting people who don't clear up after their dogs. What interests me is whether or not it is better to leave dog turds to steam where they are. A scoop...
I'm off out clubbing now, picking up Tasmin in the Lotus, then we are off to the Croydon highspots, mooch and chill here, then back here for a coffee, then I will drop her off at her home. What are...