I've been catching up with the day's excitement on here having been researching chilli sauces in Brighton all day. There appears to have been an outbreak of poetry. I realise it would be a mistake to...
They are very lovable but not very bright. They've started a thing about duplicates but I reckon it's done with a trick of the camera., the noo and why can't they speak proper English.
Before I go I am going to upset the formatting of your screens with a new trick I have learned. I am going to use it over and over again until you just want to smother me or shoot me until it hurts....
I just got in from renovating the salon, and minor sexual activity. Apparently Bradford beat Liverpool, but what about Arsenal ? I supplied silky undergarments to that wretched pile of jessies.
lucky has had an argument with the lime pickle, and the pickle won. Unfortunately the cistern in the Taj Mahal cannot keep up with the frequency of flushes. Can some kind ABer pick us up ? Obviously I...
I went to bed at 9pm, I thought it was important to tell you all this just for your peace of mind, but more importantly to establish in advance an alibi for mischievious things that people might try...
I have just noticed a particularly vile post by you, brought to attention by another ABer http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Litera ture/Question520405.html 4th one down I think. Would you please...
It's been a very amusing day, with a lot of highlights, 17 or more at a last glance. I have posted under my own name and just for fun, an alias. Yes I am whiffay with an "a". But how do I prove it ?...
Phloem or Cambium ? Light my Fire - Keratin or Kerosene ? Vosene or ASDA own-brand strawberry milkshake ? (careful with this one) First or Second Orgasm ? Is Mansfield Park longer than Jane Eyre ?
I know I have said this before, but this time I am for real, I am leaving AB. I put my hands up, yes I was Newsdesk, and PotterMinor, freakypasta, analprobe, vaginalspeculum, and a few others. The...
Watching railway videos, I see that the line speed can vary by very small amounts, e.g. there may be a long spell of 100mph working which suddenly drops to 95mph for no reason I can see, then back up...
Panasonic, HD, it is brilliant beyond belief. I only mention this as PROOF that I haven't been posting on here at all today, so how could I have been doing aliarses and I have the receipt from Comet...
Well, apparently it is thrice lumpy mashed potato. Hugely disappointing, and it was shouting out, but the main didn't work at all and it was all because of the lumpy mashed potato which didn't wow. I...
Does this work, and what are the dynamics ? Cycling to work I am struck by the sheer numbers of squirrels etc, along one stretch of wooded pathway across the common, probably one every 50 yards or so....
