Cast your mind back. I was sitting where I am now. I was logged on to a website, and talking to a lovely Scotty laydee. I can't name the website, but I got permabanned from it about 30 times that...
I keep looking away from the screen and hoping that when I look back she will be beaming and saying 'I love you whiffey' but mostly she is talking ten tons of crap about dolphins and Bill Oddie. I...
And if so what is the hottest you have ever dared and enjoyed ? I received 5 packs of Dorset Naga chillis last Friday (923,000 Scoville units). I tried a tiny piece of one raw in the evening. It...
Does anybody remember these bucolic characters ? Coming hot on the news of a special Islamic car (onboard compass pointing to Mecca, special compartment for the Koran and jilbabs, execution sword...
Has anybody noticed how i am being got at ? I don't mind really, but I think it's about time I told you all who is doing this, She is basically sound, but not the full shilling. So gather round ABers,...
It doesn't matter if you don't, and I expect you'll all ignore this question anyway, after all you normally ignore everything I post anyway. Katie Razzall, she's got a brown leather coat tonight, and...
Sorry to bother all you lovely people, but I got a message on my mobby voicemail,and the voice was tantalisingly beautiful. The problem is, when I press 5 to return the call I just get : 'Sorry this...
When I was on Millionaire, I fell at this question: 'On which river does Glasgow stand ?' a) Thames b) Mississippi c) Severn d) Nile My first response was that it was more probably a drunken sprawling...
Take tonight for example, I am sitting here waiting for the phone to ring, but it hasn't, it's just sitting on the piano doing sweet sod all, anything but ringing. I've microwaved the low-fat hot...
Following on from Potter Minor's fascinating question about insoluble aspirin and scratchy gargling, I got to thinking about impressionists, following on from an appearance by Rodney Bremner on BBC...
Once again the local common has been invaded by 'travelling people'. On this occasion they broke down the sturdy road barrier to a cul-de-sac. They are still there after a week, apparently the council...
Proof is required, neseccary proof. It's no good saying I am Potter Minor unless you ARE Potter Minor and crucially, CAN PROVE IT. These are a few of the reasons why I left Answerbank. Nowadays it's...
Do mice eat toe nails ? It is my habit to clip my toe nails while sitting on the loo, getting two jobs done at once. I scrape the cuttings out of the clipper and put them on a little notepad on the...
I am very popular - agreed ? I post stuff with key phrases like 'Following on from Potter Minor's completely absorbing question' and I crawl and call everybody my bestest favest ABer. So why do I get...
I will be getting up tomorrow about 7am. I'll have read some Trollope and a chapter of St. John, propped up in bed, join me if you care but mind the farts. Life is so interesting.
I have wondered about leaving, it is a tricky process, but tonight I am decided. I am off, not just for 10 minutes, but for ever. My health has suffered, I now need special pre-stained absorbent pads....
I just had a call on my mobby, all but incoherent, I grasped the occasional 'Jimmy' and 'wha hoots the noo' and there were sex boutique-type noises in the background, the sounds of thongs snapping and...