I am trying to set up my computer to run wireless with a BT Home Hub3 without much success.I am not very technically minded but have been into the device manager and under Network adapters it reads...
One of the two very limited categories of taxpayer who, by law, are not required to file VAT Returns online, when this becomes compulsory shortly, is the following: "businesses run exclusively by...
My CV Too hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wiv one finggar and do sum counting. I fink I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole...
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly fifty years ago...
A team of archaeologists are excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David on the wall. The head archaeologist points to the...
Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in...
This is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying...
My cat has a tendency to put on weight. Recent trip to the vet revealed that he has put on 1 kg in 6 months! That means he's now 6 kg. He is quite a big cat, and tends to look okay at around 5.2 kg -...
"Get this. My doctor told me I could add two years to my life expectancy if I just cut donuts out of my diet. Can't figure out why I would do that. My way, I eat donuts until I'm dead. His way,...
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster...
After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: "You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do."...
Relationships - Marriage - Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to...
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but he can't get any closer so he aims his rifle and pulls the trigger. He can see he's hit the bear, so he sets off after it. When he finally catches...
Statistics show 25% of women in
the country are on medication
for mental illness. That's scary...
75% of the mad b@stards are
running about on no medication
at all....
My new Thai girlfriend says that
having a small penis won't affect
our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, i'd
prefer it if she didn't have one
at all....
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,...