At work once i was cleaning the yard and was crouched down and let off a rumbling F--t. But i got up and found the factory manager with a visitor just behind me, my face went deep red and hurting....
A lot of adverts are good and fun but some annoy me, like those for perfumes or clothes which end "Because i am worth it", it has really got naff and cliched. Also the enthusiastic over acting in some...
I understand if the editor does not allow this question. On the Chase Bradley has some hilarious laughing meltdowns, my favourite is about Fanny Schmelar the German Skier. What others are there ?....
" Doctor- Doctor sometimes a feel like a pair of curtains". "Pull yourself together". "Doctor- Doctor sometimes i feel like a tepee and sometimes like a wigwam". " You are two tents"...
I hve not yet but would would like to see a convincing UFO to find out if they are real. There is so much evidence of sightings and odd occurrencies that make them a possibility. Have you seen one ?....
I have bought a new printer and i want to recycle my old Epson printer/scanner one. I have had private photos on it, i deleted them, and wonder if they are still in the printer or not?....
In the UK Spring is March, April and May. Summer is June, July and August. Autumn is September, October and November. Winter in December, January and February. Where in the world do they have Spring...
Knock, Knock. Whos there?, Nobel, Nobel who?, Nobel...Thats why i knocked. Knock, Knock. Whos there?. Ken. Ken who?. Ken i came in, it is cold out here. Knock, Knock. Whos there?. Honeybee, Honeybee...
We have heard a lot in recent years of the move away from harmful greenhouse gases. Vehicles on the roads are going greener but we do not hear much about any alternatives to the fuel guzzling planes...
At the moment i am reading an interesting book about the battle of Trafalgar. It describes in detail how events were and how the battle unfolded. What event and why would you like to go back in time...
When i was on Yahoo Answers they used an annoying spelling corrector that underlines some words which were the correct British spelling, and AnswerBank is also doing it. Anyone else irritated by this...
It is an all English final this year. Chelsea V Man City. I hope City win because i like to see them get one over Man United after all their success. Who do others want to win ?....
I had my second Covid-19 vaccine today. I had to travel 55 miles for it but feel happy to be more protected now. I wonder how many people have not bothered to have a second vaccine ?....