Mick says to Paddy "close your curtains next time you make love to your wife, all the neigbours were laughing at you yesterday... "well" said paddy, "the jokes on them because I...
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Three little ducks waddle into a bar. "Good afternoon!" the bartender says to the first duck. "What's your name?" "Huey," the duck says. "How's your day been,...
I've been thinking about submitting a group of your jokes to Adam and Joe to see if they'll read them out in their bad jokes section. Here is one from last Saturday: A farmer and his wife were having...
http://www.channel4.c...e/series-43/episode-1 I remember watching the first programme - last night was a follow up to show how the children are getting along. These poor kids are made out to be...
Women takes time and money. Women = time x money Time IS money Women = money x money = money ^ 2 Money is the root of all evil money = sqrt(evil) => money^2 = evil since women = money^2 women =...
Just returned from a couple of hours shopping and saw two women pushing pushchairs, and one of them allowing her 2/3 year old to wander aimlessly around the shopping centre. Most of the time the women...