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Postdog

Would you have a chewy dogs bum for diinner?

with or without marmite....
19:00 Mon 23rd Nov 200922 answers, last by ChuckFickens 20:54 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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john1066

Chewing Gum...

Why do football managers chew gum like there's no tomorrow. Is it "What they do" ? Or is it to calm their nerves knowing they might get the sack at any moment ?
19:15 Mon 23rd Nov 200911 answers, last by daffy654 19:35 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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EKnewsDS

Hero policeman.

Will he be in line for some best of British award? http://www.manchester...g_policewoman_fiancee...
19:24 Mon 23rd Nov 20095 answers, last by Steve.5 13:37 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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caslass

Freebies

Today I received my free sample of Baileys. Does anyone Know of any other free offers about?
19:14 Mon 23rd Nov 200911 answers, last by Drisgirl 20:25 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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DSJ

Over 18 to buy crackers?

I saw this letter in the Daily Telegraph today:- SIR - Yesterday, I bought Christmas crackers from Tesco using their self-service checkout. The automated till would not complete the transaction until...
18:15 Mon 23rd Nov 200927 answers, last by DSJ 12:11 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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poodicat

Hardcore Marmite!!

I hate the stuff but there is a super strength marmite about to be launched!!!
18:40 Mon 23rd Nov 200922 answers, last by daffy654 20:46 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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anotheoldgit

Should they have been banned?

http://www.dailymail....-wearing-uniform.html When does the law of discrimination against the armed forces, outlined in May 2008, become law? http://www.dailymail....criminal-offence.html...
14:40 Mon 23rd Nov 200918 answers, last by New Judge 12:18 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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craft1948

Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points...
15:18 Mon 23rd Nov 20098 answers, last by Changing_man 16:34 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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anotheoldgit

Swine Flu

Will the threat of Swine Flu put an end to the mistletoe tradition this Christmas?
16:06 Mon 23rd Nov 200910 answers, last by yogi-bear 16:51 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Changing_man

wHAT do you think about

the header up there ^ ............................................. ...eyecatching?...
15:47 Mon 23rd Nov 200919 answers, last by WiseObservantOwl 16:03 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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caslass

Tesco

I have just got back from Tesco. While in there the assistant was loading up the milk counter with wait for it Co-op milk. When she finished a customer pointed out that it was Co-op and not Tesco milk...
15:16 Mon 23rd Nov 200922 answers, last by B00 17:53 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

WOW! Imagine this poor mans nightmare!

Ive always wondered whether those in coma's can hear or see us and understand whats going on around them , well now we know... http://uk.news.yahoo....was-cons-3fd0ae9.html...
14:42 Mon 23rd Nov 200924 answers, last by Changing_man 21:23 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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craft1948

Nuts anybody?

A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up. After...
15:28 Mon 23rd Nov 20095 answers, last by craft1948 15:42 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Changing_man

Stop!

Stop!
15:26 Mon 23rd Nov 200919 answers, last by China Doll 16:02 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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craft1948

Does sqad play golf?

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up to apply for the position. One is a very fit looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in...
13:31 Mon 23rd Nov 20094 answers, last by marval 18:00 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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Sqad

fao craft

I can't find the joke section.
15:14 Mon 23rd Nov 20095 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:37 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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WiseObservantOwl

They say all the best things come in cans....

We've all been there drunk on saturday night and going for a meal at the most unholy looking kebab shop down the most darkest alley , You know the one it looks like meal from heaven during the night...
14:18 Mon 23rd Nov 200918 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:17 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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jackthehat

What's this all about................?

I've been getting these; http://www.bizsuccess...com/emilyrosher/blog/ and whilst I wouldn't sign up for it, what on earth could it entail ? Posting website links on Google, and getting paid for it -...
13:30 Mon 23rd Nov 20098 answers, last by another-view 08:34 Tue 24th Nov 2009
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Changing_man

I got my cloak and dagger

In a bar room brawl See the local loves a fighter Loves a winner to fall...
14:52 Mon 23rd Nov 20098 answers, last by Changing_man 15:02 Mon 23rd Nov 2009
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CARABINT

Flatulence

Whiffy one,how can Irelease trapped wind?.......serious replies please......
14:11 Sun 22nd Nov 200915 answers, last by CARABINT 20:53 Wed 25th Nov 2009

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