I apologise if this has already been posted, but there has been another earthquake in Christchurch. http://www.dailymail....kes-Christchurch.html I apologise for giving you a Daily Mail link - :-)...
It's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an...
Does anybody have any idea who the secret santa in yesterday's Sunday Post is? I am not really a people person and faces all look alike - it "Looks" like Noel Edmonds but I am totally...
I have lost the keys to the double glazing in my livingroom. I can close the window but not fully and there is a gale blowing into the livingroom. I know that I should be able to get new keys - but...
I saw an advert for these items a week or so ago - but decided that I had imagined the advert. But, no, this is the perfect Christmas gift for the person who is usually difficult to buy for....
I haven't lost the Christmas spirit - I don't think that I ever had it to start with. But this is video clip/performance has been well organised and I enjoyed it a little bit which is as good as it...
I have just been flicking through my Readers Digest and one of 'us' has mentioned our website/forum/fighting arena - and she makes it sound like a nice and helpful site. Tracy Davidson - did the Ab...
How did you get on with the urine sample? Was it embarrassing or did you drag him out for a walk in the dark? I hope that he is merely suffering from an infection that can be cleared up with drugs....
Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the Landlord…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.” “It’s my...
This is a story from the Daily Mail that shows that brains are not both required to allow a person to play football professionally.
http://www.dailymail....-produce-puppies.html...
It would seem, according to the Daily Mail anyway, that this girl has the perfect figure. I have a figure like this too - under a generous amount of fat. http://www.dailymail....poses-nude-Vogue.html...
The Salvation Army realised that it had never received a donation from the Glasgow's most successful lawyer. So a Salvation Army volunteer made an appointment to see the lawyer in his lavish office....
I heard about this device on a TV programme and thought that I would post a link for all you fellow cat slaves. http://mr-lee-catcam.de/index.htm The catTrack http://mr-lee-catcam.de/pe_cc_o2_en.htm...
Jokes only understood in Scotland A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken' 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from?...