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Tortoise.

A tortoise got jumped by six snails and beat him up really bad. When the police arrived they asked the tortoise if he... ...

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Mirror.

If I hold a newspaper or book in front of a mirror the words reflected are backwards so how come they're not upside down too. ?

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An old lady has a little win on the lottery and decides to get a tattoo of her favourite singer Elvis on the inside of her thigh. The tattooist goes to work and when he's finished asks the lady to... ...

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7 Eleven

Why do all 7 ELEVEn stores have their name ending with a lower case "n" ?.

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Strange .

It's strange, but if you scream in a library everyone tells you to shut up, but if you scream on an aeroplane everyone joins in.

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Rocket.

If I was in a rocketship traveling at the speed of light and I turned the headlights on would they work ?.

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🚀 ? ? ?

If you were in a rocketship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on would they work ?. 🤪

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🚀 ? ? ?

If you were in a rocketship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on would they work ?. 🤪

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Prisoners.

1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner. " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...

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Hanging Baskets.

I live in the Pennines where it gets a bit windy at times. Every year I put my hanging baskets outside the front door and every year the wind breaks so many of the trailing plants. Can anyone... ...

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Wifi Router Extender.

If I buy a second Wifi router extender will it boost my Wifi signal even further. ie, Router in the spare bedroom to Wifi extender in the kitchen to wifi extender in my shed. Thanks.

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Two Guys Talking.

1st guy " I call my wife strwberry ". 2nd guy " why do you call her that "?. " because she's perfectly formed, gorgeous and is so sweet" 2nd guy " I call my wife blueberry " 1st guy "and why do you... ...

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How Many ?.

Paddy. "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick. "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...

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Open Office.

I'm typing a letter with my computer on "Open office" and I needed to put the date on it (ie, May 1st). The abreviation "st" after the number 1 shrank to half it's size and now all the letters... ...

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Mobile Phones.

I going to Thailand/Vietnam in a few weeks and was thinking of buying a new mobile phone while I'm there. When I bring it home and put my sim card in it will it work in the UK ?.

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Fancy Dress Party.

Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a big chicken and I met a gorgeous woman dressed as a giant egg. In answer to that age old question . . . It was the chicken.

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Amazon Dot.

If I was to buy an Amazon echo dot to add to my Amazon Alexa will Amazon charge me more to listen to my music ?.

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Tv Aerial.

If I got a TV aerial guy to put my TV aerial inside my loft space under the roof would it lose any of the signal strength....

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Argos.

Two interesting facts about me. Number 1. My penis is the same length as an Argos pen . Number 2. I'm banned from Argos....

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Headphones.

How do "noise cancelling" headphones work. Is there a big difference to normal headphones that warrant the extra cost ?. Thanks....

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Tortoise.

Mirror.

Tattoo.

7 Eleven

Strange .

Rocket.

🚀 ? ? ?

🚀 ? ? ?

Prisoners.

Hanging Baskets.

Wifi Router Extender.

Two Guys Talking.

How Many ?.

Open Office.

Mobile Phones.

Fancy Dress Party.

Amazon Dot.

Tv Aerial.

Argos.

Headphones.

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