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weecalf

I Dont Mind I Will Wait

Spurs have not won the league since 1961 ,I can wait .Is there anything you good people on answer bank don't mind waiting on cause it will be worth the wait....
19:41 Tue 02nd Sep 201427 answers, last by gness 22:20 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

I Had Dinner With.........

.......Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt....
21:37 Tue 02nd Sep 20147 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:45 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

I Went..........

.......... to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck"....
21:34 Tue 02nd Sep 201412 answers, last by weecalf 21:56 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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gness

Good News!

I had my grommet follow up today and my hearing is perfect....the left grommet isn't quite right but we are both going to ignore that... the whooshing of the pulse I can hear should settle...
19:33 Tue 02nd Sep 201471 answers, last by gness 22:42 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Retrochic

What Nationality Is Your Soul?

Just for fun- you perhaps are born in the united Kingdom but do you have a yearning for Jamaica, or are you a cool Swede? I'm born French Canadian but have an affinity with Italy. I LOVE everything...
17:52 Tue 02nd Sep 201468 answers, last by dustypuss 12:32 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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Henrietta

If Mankind Was Wiped Out Over The Course Of The Next Few Months By A Mysterious Virus That Only Was Harmful To Us

I was in bed not being able to get to sleep as usual and this thought came to me so I've popped on for the moment to hear your views (Tomorrow) What would be your predictions at what would happen to...
03:24 Sun 31st Aug 201419 answers, last by SteveD 08:11 Mon 22nd Sep 2014
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Zacs-Master

Fru T'keyole

Ace!
21:24 Sat 30th Aug 201450 answers, last by vodkancoke 23:18 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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agchristie

Understanding Islam

What is the best way to understanding Islam? There are so many religions but I am especially keen to gain more of an understanding of Islam. Islam seems to dominate our news these days and I'm...
22:26 Sun 31st Aug 201475 answers, last by naomi24 18:24 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

A University Writing Class.....

.....were given an exercise - to write as short a short story as possible using three themes - religion, sexuality and mystery The only A* entry was as follows: "Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who...
22:41 Sun 31st Aug 20144 answers, last by beso 13:58 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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Mags22

Scottish Vote

My brother in law aged 60 was born,bred,worked and lived in Scotland until three years ago when he married and moved 2 miles into England to my sisters house, therefore is not eligible to vote in the...
17:18 Sun 31st Aug 201467 answers, last by baza 00:28 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Henrietta

Phone Apps Permissions

I don't get it. Why do these apps want to listen to you and take pictures? What do they gain from this and how do they choose from let's say 50 million users whose phone they want to get information...
21:25 Sun 31st Aug 201416 answers, last by boxtops 17:55 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Tilly2

Zacs

you ok? Again!
22:12 Sun 31st Aug 201435 answers, last by woofgang 11:04 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Jeza

As The Heading Says Offers.here Goes.....

Iceland have some very good offers at the moment, today I got Typhoo teabags 240 for £2.95 McVities cakes 4 to choose from 75p each or 2 for £1 Fish in sauce 4 pack 2 variety's £3 or 2 for £4...
22:09 Sun 31st Aug 201411 answers, last by ABAuntie 12:15 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

A Farmer's Dog........

......goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still...
22:24 Sun 31st Aug 201413 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:04 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

Two Aliens.......

.....landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in...
22:20 Sun 31st Aug 20142 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:22 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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excelsior-1

An Elderly Couple......

......who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to dinner...
22:14 Sun 31st Aug 20142 answers, last by marval 18:40 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Tilly2

Flying South

Keep an eye open for ospreys flying south. They are are on their way. Africa, here I come.
21:17 Sun 31st Aug 201410 answers, last by Tilly2 19:44 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Tilly2

Zacs

You ok?
21:30 Sun 31st Aug 201455 answers, last by gness 22:05 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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excelsior-1

I Went Into The Pet Shop

I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The chap said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."...
21:59 Sun 31st Aug 20142 answers, last by pixie373 22:04 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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ferlew

Due A Minor Op Tomorrow..

Pooing a brick. It's only to remove a nasty seborrheic keratosis (apologies for spelling, ruddy spell check is no help). I don't know if I should drive, or get a taxi. I am assuming a local...
21:04 Sun 31st Aug 201473 answers, last by tonyav 22:18 Mon 08th Sep 2014

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