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Road Works On Motorway.

Been to Farnworth today to see brother. Daughter drove and we had three youngest grandchildren with us. The roadworks on the motorway was disgusting. Almost all the way up the M6 was roadworks. They...

marval

Last Night

Last night my friend complained he was addicted to weight training. I told him to stay strong. I was trying to figure out what number multiplied by itself equalled 64, but I couldn’t get to the root...

LadyCG

What Are You Hoping Santa Brings You This Year?

I'm hoping for a lightweight, fluffy dressing gown, some gin and perfume. How about you?...

Spicerack

Temporary Insanity..

mmm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6472095/Man-lied-victim-Grenfell-claimed-32-000.html...

murraymints

38 Years Ago Today

John Lennon was murdered..remember that morning like yesterday....I was drying my hair getting ready to go to work when I heard the news on Radio 1..where were you ?

bainbrig

Manual Food Chopper

I want a simple easy-to-clean manual food chopper, mainly for small quantities ofonions, garlic, ginger, and chillies. Any recommendations? I like the look of the sort you press down with your hand....

Tyrion44

Have I Got News For You

Whose dreadful idea was it to invite Danny Dyer to be guest host? He really is the worst ever.

albaqwerty

Farm Research

A study has shown that dairy cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of in one ear and out the udder....

Maydup

Who Were They?

I was in Norwich on Thursday and at around 11am I noticed two people waiting on the pavement in suits, when 4 police motorbikes pulled up followed by a black estate BMW I think it was, which pulled...

yogibear123

Kooky Tv Host 4,9

help needed

tezmand

Idris Elba Fans Spoiler Alert

New yrs day it’s back. LUTHER series 5 and going by the trailer Alice is back yay !!!!...

bluemoon1

Probate

I have sole responsibility for a deceased relatives estate, this in total is a sum of money in a bank account and some outstanding bills for a nursing home. To cut a long story short, I have looked at...

zabado

2 Facts About Me. . .

Fact 1, My willy is the same size as those little pens in the bookies. Fact 2, I'm barred from William Hill's....

marval

I Have Just Opened

I have just opened an off licence. Technically, it is breaking and entering but I needed a drink. A pretty woman at the job centre said she’d like to offer me a tug job. So I dropped my pants there...