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Snow Fool.

Should this driver be banned from the roads for life? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42307083...

Week's Lying Time

younger alba asked me to post to ask the question. Is he entitled to his week's lying time? He was sacked last week for theft, long drawn out story, his layer is pursuing his accident claim with...

Samuraisan

I plan to get a new laptop when the sales start. Do you think 4gb is big enough ? I shall use it to access internet for shopping, reading, etc. access AB ( of course) that kind of thing. Not for work,...

zebo

Vi Poo Advert

This is a send-up surely, please tell me it's not real!

sevenOP

Weighty Problem

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The Priest says we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"...

EDDIE51

How Many Inches Have You Had?

Snow that is....

hellywelly4

Sale Of Raffle Tickets.

If I buy a strip of 5 raffle tickets I think I am buying 5 goes in the raffle. However, in the area where I live, people seldom separate the individual tickets and the whole strip is drawn out so...

nailit

Ever Seen A Ghost?

Don't believe in any kind of afterlife myself, or any kind of supernatural phenomena, but I DO believe that people experience unusual things that can be interpreted as 'other worldly'. I had an uncle...

NoMercy

Famous People Feeling Festive

Beth(lehem) Tweddle Michael Baublé Claire Goose And over to you......

Tilly2

Have You Got Your Thermals On?

I have.

Patsy33

My Mate

My mate told me a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him in the face, that's got to be codswallop!...

marval

Know Your Carols?

A teacher asked her students to write the words to their favourite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:...

Voltage

Death By A Golf Club!

Police are called to a home to fins man standing over the lifeless body of a woman with a five iron in his hand. The police ask, "is that your wife?" "Yes" says the man. "Did you kill her with that...

Smowball

Sons Gf Has Hit A Huge Deer :(

Young Smow and GF were driving this eve through a road in woods on way home in the dark when a huge adult deer literally leapt out of trees straight onto the road. She slammed on brakes but didn’t...

sunny-dave

Wine Of The Week

Just one suggestion today - I'm working up a full 'festive list' for your delectation next week. Actually it's a bit of a cheat recommending this, as I haven't actually tried it yet - but I've left my...

taichiperson

Inheriting Property

My Mum passed away recently, and I am sole beneficiary. I intend to sell her house when I have probate, but have a couple of questions. Although the house will be empty until it's sold, I'm wondering...

lorus

Adult Messenger 712 Friday December 8Th 2017

2d Weak one pushing over whilst sweeping onto shore (7,2)

mikey4444

Its Snowing !

Just started....its a bit wet, but its sticking up on high ground !

gness

Best Answer For Best Excuse.

If someone accidentally left a bottle of very expensive wine...intended for Christmas Dinner....at your house and.....you accidentally drank it.....can't replace it because you've no idea which bottle...

wolf63

This Sounds A Little Painful

I hope that this hasn't been posted already. https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1403920-woman-bit-out-ex-s-testicle-after-he-turned-down-threesome/ I would hate to see what she does when she gets really...

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