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"To Lift Someone’s Spirits Altruistically Is Indeed A Beautiful Achievement." (An Aber).

Do many other ABers agree, or do they regard stirring as a beautiful achievement?

Why Has Episode 5 Of "The Gold" Disappeared Off My Sky+ Planner?

Having recorded episode 1 of "The Gold" (last night), I watched it today. I then went onto "Catch Up" on my Sky+ box and set it to immediately download episodes 2-6 so as I could binge watch them...

Tilly2

Valentine's Day Flowers.

I have just arrived home from Sainsburys. What a sad sight it was to see so many men wandering around the fresh flower department looking for the cheapest bunch of decent flowers. The look of...

Zacs-Master

Did You Know About The 159 Number?

You can dial 159 on your mobile if you think you’ve been scammed. Just stumbled across this on Twitter. Money Saving Expert article on the service here:...

Rondy

Puns Galore

I let my pub quiz team down badly with my wild guess that the Fatal Attraction actress was Glenn Hoddle... Not even Close. ____ I only managed to watch 3/8ths of the latest Star Wars film...I've...

Hazlinny

Did I Read That Sign Right?

Sillies sent from a friend. On toilet door: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a store: Would the person who stole the step-ladder yesterday, please return it or further steps will be...

Canary42

Rendering unexploded bombs harmless is a very hazardous operation. This one went off unexpectedly, fortunately nobody hurt. These things are still bloody dangerous even after over 75 years. Hats off...

Bobbisox1

What Tv Shows Would You Welcome Back To Watch

I don’t think Fawlty Towers will be a hit on its return and should be left where it is as a master class by John Cleese I’d like to see some more light entertainment at weekends like The Generation...

ToraToraTora

Ok Today I'm Looking For Songs With A Word That Is Printed On A Standard Original London Monopoly Board

To make it more of a challenge, these words are banned The, Go, To, As, You,Road, Street, Free, Avenue, lane. The word must be on the actual board not associated with it, eg the counters, money,...

Rondy

Broken Dryer

When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too. Upon arrival at the...

Bobbisox1

When Is This Stupid Going To Stop?

The CofE are considering taking the word Father from the Lords Prayer https://news.sky.com/story/god-is-neither-male-nor-female160church-of-england-is-considering-gender-neutral-terms-12805759...

ToraToraTora

Songs With A Mathematical Term In The Title

.....however 2D geometrical shapes are not allowed, eg Star Here's a starter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_msHpEa3_Y...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....

William51

Truly Great Comedies.

I have been watching the Drama channel, and enjoying Are you being served?, Some mothers do ave em, and Last of the Summer wine all on every evening. All classics that are great to see again. Are...

rowanwitch

Feeling Naughty

Never ever have fast food these days... Just ordered KFC, truth is I am too sore to stand in the kitchen and cook. I will have the coleslaw, and ditch the fries but it's still a dreadful meal choice....

naomi24

Happy Valley

I've never watched even a single episode but I'm hearing so much praise for it now I'm thinking perhaps I missed something. Did I - and should I watch from the very beginning (if it's available)?

Rondy

See Through

Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price....

Rondy

The Judge

Judge: "Haven’t I seen you before?" Man: "Yes, your Honour. I taught your daughter how to play the drums." Judge (banging the gavel): "Twenty years!"...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine....

Rondy

An American In Yorkshire

An American was touring Britain and stopped at a remote farm in Yorkshire. The farmer was leaning against a fence watching his flock of sheep in the adjacent field. The tourist walked up to him and...

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"To Lift Someone’s Spirits Altruistically Is Indeed A Beautiful Achievement." (An Aber).

Why Has Episode 5 Of "The Gold" Disappeared Off My Sky+ Planner?

Valentine's Day Flowers.

Did You Know About The 159 Number?

Puns Galore

Did I Read That Sign Right?

Bravery

What Tv Shows Would You Welcome Back To Watch

Ok Today I'm Looking For Songs With A Word That Is Printed On A Standard Original London Monopoly Board

Broken Dryer

When Is This Stupid Going To Stop?

Songs With A Mathematical Term In The Title

Dad Joke Of The Day

Truly Great Comedies.

Feeling Naughty

Happy Valley

See Through

The Judge

Dad Joke Of The Day

An American In Yorkshire

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