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3d gather last member of assembly is hard to please 2dstub for fencing equipment found under table 14a doctor,for example,at school gets whats left
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TWR
The Roberts couple from the Wirral that tried to sue for Food Poisoning, do you think that it give British holiday makers a bad name in Spain?
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Voltage
The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
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Patsy33
It was so cold last winter that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets....
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zebo
I have had a FINAL REQUEST that I contact a so-called DVLA website that they have been trying to contact me and asking me to click a link, which of course I haven't. The message came from...
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zebo
Just listening to Desert Island discs and the guest is called Edna Adan Ismail, a midiwife who has done wonders for women in her homeland of Somaliland. She was talking about her training in London in...
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Purist
I am currently enjoying watching the Classic episodes of Corrie from 1986 on ITV3 every week day. Really shows how rubbish the up to date one is at the moment! Is anyone else enjoying it?
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hjshjs
Hello I'm preparing a best man speech for a wedding just after Christmas. Was just wondering if anyone could help with some humerous Christmas gags that could be mentioned. I've got so far "phil and...
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Voltage
People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts....
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10ClarionSt
I never consume the following: chicken, garlic, fresh fish, water(tap or bottled), curry, pizza, kebabs. What about you?
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Guilbert53
A major update to Windows 10 has been released this week. It is called the Windows 10 Fall Creators Update. I believe this is a complete replacement of Windows. I started to install it on a fairly...
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mikey4444
Last might I met a married couple, who were both Teachers. They both worked in reasonably well-off areas. But I was a bit surprised that they both had to buy pens, pencils and art equipment for their...
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jennyjoan
Have a wonderful female friend - known her for 50 years - she married with 2 sons and daughters-in-law. Very happy married. Having said all that she does not get on with females at all - 2...
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Caran
Had lamb chops tonight and sometimes when I cook them I sprinkle lemon juice on them and then some mint sauce from a jar. Usually Lidls. I opened a jar of mint sauce, it had a paper circle on top....
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Bazile
The current crop of stand up comedians don't ,make me laugh . However Lee ,Mack's off the cuff responses in, Would I Lie To you are funny . Whereas David Mitchell can only muster up the odd funny...
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marval
“I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down. "‘Why do you feel like that?" he asked. "Because, I’ve got tyre marks on my legs.” I replied....
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rogie
tv detective drama a young girl is killed in a boating shed and the family of a young man with learning difficulties spend years protecting him but it turns out it was actually his father who had...
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Voltage
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but...

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