Sunday. It's looking like a much better day today. Very little wind, some high cloud, a wee bit cool, but the sun is coming up. It was very windy yesterday, in the docks it caused some events to be...
What on earth are they thinking with this.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/810115/school-children-told-respect-killers-teaching-aid-talking-about-terrorism
Dave....
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself. "Two plus five, that son of a *** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a *** is nine." “What are you doing?” asked his mother....
When I was a boy all the girls - very seldom the lads - were always skipping with ropes, they were very good at it and had lots of songs; I remember one that went My mother said I never should play...
Friday. Another hot day on it's way. A bit cool at the moment. Long may it last. Having met my friends yesterday, we had a lovely day, they were impressed with lunch at the TA. Then took them for a...
I've seen that a lot in the replies and posts on here since Monday night. One man on the radio this morning, a former senior member of COBRA, said the answer is to deport all those with known...
Turning my pillow over at night to get the nice cold side, sitting in the garden on a sunny day with a glass of chilled wine and a book, taking a pair of jeans out of the washing machine and finding a...
Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall" She says "I'll take the red one" The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher" Q. What...
For raising the security threat to critical. AFTER the terror attack here in Manchester. Thank you for allowing this terrorist to carry out murder when your wonderful security forces already knew what...
Really couldn't believe this today. Contestants on the first round to answer a question naming words ending with the letters IBE. The first contestant hesitated & then came up with "Bible". What!!!...
Would you quake at the thought and not bother and accept that you wouldn't be able to drive anymore? Or would you bite the bullet and take the test? I hate the thought of having to take a test again...