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Death Row Last Meal..

You can have a starter, main, pudding and drink of choice!...

percy1946

Gardening Advice

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. !!!

sunny-dave

Do All Women Hate Their Brassieres?

I found this post (on facebook, but visible without logging in) very amusing - whereas the three women I've shared it with so far have all said "It's all very well for you to laugh, but it's actually...

Tilly2

Aldi Recomendations?

We have an brand new Aldi just opened in Bedford. I'm going to go tomorrow for a look-see. Any recommendations for 'must buys' from seasoned Aldi shoppers?...

Meadowgrover

Safe Areas In New York

Going to rent on Airbnb for a week in New York in July. What would be a safe/good area that would also be convenient for touristy type stuff. We will have a rental car.

sapelesam

Air Travel Insurance In The 1950's.

During a discussion with friends, I mentioned remembering automatic life insurance policy dispensers at Heathrow. I think you put in a number of shillings, a policy and envelope came out of the...

sinderella

Bad Driving And Bad Parking

i am going to start a site so that people can post bad driving and bad parking any suggestions please...

Eleena

Car Share

Brilliant!! "On yer bike! ... I'm on it" " He can strim my bush any day" So glad it's back on t.v, a love story and comedy rolled in to one. Love the tracks they throw in too. Yay! It's back!...

marval

An Electrician

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?" He replied, Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?...

wolf63

Humongous Maltesers

This story is just plain weird. I really don't understand how she can think that she looks good. She looked nice with her original boobs and skin colour. Who, in their right mind, would want two...

Smowball

Foul Mouthed Mother!

I was in hairdressers this morning and sitting in waiting area for my turn. On sofa opposite was a woman and two kids - boy aged about 8 and girl about 9. Both looked bored stiff and were wandering...

Patsy33

Why..

My wife came home from shopping with 4 crates of beer, 3 cases of wine, 1 litre of vodka, 2 litres of gin, a litre of whiskey and 2 loves of bread. I said, "Why so much bread?".......

Smowball

Caught Speeding!

I've just opened a letter from Essex police. Apparently I've been caught doing 58mph in a 50mph zone on M25 near the Dartford Crossing. I remember the day - I'd dropped teen Smow at his dads and on...

emmie

Have You Ever Come Across An Unusual Name

or names. There was a bloke on tv the other evening with the name Charming Baker, which i thought quite strange. I have come across other names that the parents hadn't thought about when christening...

melv16

Teresa May

Ronnie Wood, but Brian Cant...

marval

Tell Your Mother

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year- old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the...

dance2trance

Tours Of Ancient Egypt Ie Pyramids, Abu Simnel, Valley Of The Kings - Who Is Best At It?

Which is the best tour company? For ancient monuments tours not swimming pools etc.. I wd like to go next February. Any experiences to relate? Grateful for advice. Thanks.

Shaglene

The Specimen Jar...........

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...

ExiledinNotts

Only In Britain

Only in Britain - Complaints to Councils Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has...